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LITTLEREDDOT

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[h=1]Cleaner jailed 4 weeks for assaulting nurse who told him to stop smoking in toilet[/h]
PUBLISHED ON SEP 25, 2014 3:52 PM
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A cleaner who assaulted an assistant nurse after he told him to stop smoking in a hospital ward toilet was jailed for four weeks on Wednesday. -- ST GRAPHICS







BY ELENA CHONG

SINGAPORE - A cleaner who assaulted an assistant nurse after he told him to stop smoking in a hospital ward toilet was jailed for four weeks on Wednesday.
Muhammad Sholehin Jumari, 22, kicked 21-year-old Kaathisgesan Nadarajan in the thigh when he went to investigate after smelling smoke coming from the cubicle in Khoo Teck Puat Hospital on March 16 last year.
He also shoved him in the chest and punched him in the back of the head, leaving him needing hospital attention.
Two months later, Sholehin went to the Institute of Mental Health and requested to be admitted into the psychiatric ward.
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Quote: "Muhammad Sholehin Jumari, 22, kicked 21-year-old Kaathisgesan Nadarajan in the thigh when he went to investigate... "

Who is "he": Muhammad Jumari or Kaathisgesan Nadarajan?

Quote: "He also shoved him in the chest and punched him in the back of the head, leaving him needing hospital attention."

Who is "he" and "him"?








 

LITTLEREDDOT

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http://www.straitstimes.com/news/sin...urder-20140914


The Straits Times
www.straitstimes.com
Published on Sep 14, 2014



Mother of seven-year-old boy found dead in Tampines arrested for alleged murder


By Lim Yi Han

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SINGAPORE - The mother of the seven-year-old boy found dead at the foot of a Tampines HDB block has been arrested for alleged murder.
It is believed that the 42-year-old woman was arrested by Police on Saturday at their ninth-floor home at Block 815, Tampines Avenue 4.
A police spokesman said they received a call for assistance at the block, at 1.02pm on Saturday. Paramedics pronounced the boy dead at the scene. He is understood to have suffered injuries consistent with a fall from height. Wearing a yellow T-shirt and black shorts, he was found lying face down. Police cordoned off the foot of the block until nightfall.
The family's next-door neighbour, who wanted to be known only as Mr Tan, 61, told The Sunday Times that the boy was autistic and had lived there for more than five years with his parents, grandmother and 12-year-old brother. He said the family was close-knit and "very private".

Copyright © 2014 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.

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The headline "Mother of seven-year-old boy found dead in Tampines arrested for alleged murder."

Who was found dead: the mother of seven-year-old boy, or the seven-year-old boy?
 

laksaboy

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Mother of seven-year-old boy found dead in Tampines arrested for alleged murder

Wow, mother died already? :eek:

The cheek of them to put paywalls here and there for such atrocious quality. :rolleyes:

Special mention:

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SgGoneWrong

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"Mother of seven-year-old boy found dead in Tampines arrested for alleged murder"
This one very classic :biggrin:

Also, print in bold subject "BreakTalk" :biggrin:
 

laksaboy

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Could you point out? Can't see what's wrong.


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Little Ghost
Pale Knight
Liver Atom
Hero 2012
Carotid
Coats
Andrews Anisette
Zealander Del Pierre
Diego Marauding
Lineal Mess
ghostly pale modified player
Serge Roams
Cyst Fibreglass, Spain attacking modified
 

SgGoneWrong

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Little Ghost
Pale Knight
Liver Atom
Hero 2012
Carotid
Coats
Andrews Anisette
Zealander Del Pierre
Diego Marauding
Lineal Mess
ghostly pale modified player
Serge Roams
Cyst Fibreglass, Spain attacking modified

Thanks. Is the writer from sph or article taken from elsewhere? The article sounds like direct translation from another language to English.

Actually the nouns sound very funny but I think the sentence construction is wrong eg. Two images of AA will endure from Hero 2012, rushed to afford the 28 yr old yet another nickname, we trust in him a lot.
 

halsey02

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LOL..thanks for that. Had a good laugh.

Sergio Ramos also becomes SERGE ROAMS.

LOLOLOL.

They lazy bums, must have used Google translate....they are so cheap, they do not have good translation software... that is why they are ranked 150+ & is known as the SHIT PAPER...my dog shit on it...
 

halsey02

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Quote: "He also shoved him in the chest and punched him in the back of the head, leaving him needing hospital attention."

The word should have been needing medical attention....you may go to a hospital, but you may not get any attention....ha ha ha , in this case the smoker was already in the hospital & smoking in the ward toilet...he got the HOSPITAL ATTENTION....not needing one... ha ha ha
 

laksaboy

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LOL goddamn autocorrect :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

I suggest Sph stick to the property business and leave journalism to the real pros like TRS, TOC, Yawning bread et al

Proofreading, like translation, is still one of the few jobs that can't be delegated to technology.

Authors who write books have to go through rounds of drafts, editing and proofreading before the book gets published.

SPH couldn't (or wouldn't) even get a simple article right. It should stick to the property business, dabble with shitty malls and office buildings. People who take and take and can't give back anything good to society are best suited for rent collection activities. :cool:
 
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