yes, it's true. i was only a lowly toilet cleaner in the civil service, and after explaining to a constipated sperm sec that if he wished to shit better on the wc, it would be wise for him to lean forward against his knees and massage his lower back with his hands. when his fossilized shit finally got excreted followed by days of compressed and dehydrated fecal matter including processed laksa and mee siam no hum, he thanked me and recommended me to the pmo. i'm now the minister of poop and the official fecal matter expert.