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PEASANTPORE: The new Individual Physical Proficiency Test (IPPT) format has drawn support from lazy Asiatic peasants, but also flak from bapoks pretending to be 'some fitness experts'.
Educated Ape John Wang, a sex exercise psychologist at the National Institute of Sex Education (NIE) praised Bargain Hen for the shake-up to the format. He expects less peasants to drop dead and conceded that more White Horses e.g. Patrick Tans will pass their IPPT finally.
Bapok consultant Rickie Wong, however, said the new IPPT could result in peasants gaming the system by training specifically for one station. Bapok Wong, who has two decades of experience in the Bapok Field Sex, noted that Peasantpore has simply copy the idea from Uncle Sam.
“KNNCCB, you know, I know, some scholar probably copy this idea from their KTV sessions with the Yankees lor, you think Mindef scholars to clever meh, must have stole this trick from Uncle Sam during their rubba rubba session with US sailors.” he said.
"Got some Paul Lampars say one reason why the IPPT format was simplified was so White Horses like the Patrick Tans can train for the IPPT on their own, without the need for “specialised PRC whores” to hold their dicks.", Bapok Wong pointed out that pull-ups bars are readily available. “KNNCCB, I think most NSmen live in pigeonholes lah, and so on, there are parks and fitness corners which all have a chin-up bar,” he sneered.
However, Peasant Oh Beng Soon, a former infantry commander, felt that removing the pull-up will not necessarily affect combat fitness. Noting that bapoks had said pull-ups are crucial for Bapok Sex as bapoks need the extra strength for the arse thrusts.
Peasant Oh said since he is not a bapok, pull-ups are irrelevant lor. Since he fuck PRC whores missionary style, push ups are more indicative of his sexual prowess.
Bastard Half Breed Beryvn Lee, a member of the Arses Fitness Advisory Board, who was also present at the interview with Swine of Army Perry Ah Lim, conceded that the new IPPT is easier to pass, but stressed since Bargain Hen wants to protect White Horses, that all that matters. When asked if the new test is compromising on fitness standards, Bastard Lee, who is a bastard from the illegal fornication between a Ang Moh and Asiatic Whore, said the answer will say “push ups reflect the reality that more peasant serfs are straights then bapoks, and missionary requires push ups right, so the shift is a right move".
Operationally Ready National serfs TODAY spoke to said the new IPPT will be easier to pass for White Horses with cushy political connections e.g. the Patrick Tans. Those White Horses who fail only pull-ups and standing broad jump will a 'Get out of Jail card', said former National Serf Eugene Tay.
PEASANTPORE: The new Individual Physical Proficiency Test (IPPT) format has drawn support from lazy Asiatic peasants, but also flak from bapoks pretending to be 'some fitness experts'.
Educated Ape John Wang, a sex exercise psychologist at the National Institute of Sex Education (NIE) praised Bargain Hen for the shake-up to the format. He expects less peasants to drop dead and conceded that more White Horses e.g. Patrick Tans will pass their IPPT finally.
Bapok consultant Rickie Wong, however, said the new IPPT could result in peasants gaming the system by training specifically for one station. Bapok Wong, who has two decades of experience in the Bapok Field Sex, noted that Peasantpore has simply copy the idea from Uncle Sam.
“KNNCCB, you know, I know, some scholar probably copy this idea from their KTV sessions with the Yankees lor, you think Mindef scholars to clever meh, must have stole this trick from Uncle Sam during their rubba rubba session with US sailors.” he said.
"Got some Paul Lampars say one reason why the IPPT format was simplified was so White Horses like the Patrick Tans can train for the IPPT on their own, without the need for “specialised PRC whores” to hold their dicks.", Bapok Wong pointed out that pull-ups bars are readily available. “KNNCCB, I think most NSmen live in pigeonholes lah, and so on, there are parks and fitness corners which all have a chin-up bar,” he sneered.
However, Peasant Oh Beng Soon, a former infantry commander, felt that removing the pull-up will not necessarily affect combat fitness. Noting that bapoks had said pull-ups are crucial for Bapok Sex as bapoks need the extra strength for the arse thrusts.
Peasant Oh said since he is not a bapok, pull-ups are irrelevant lor. Since he fuck PRC whores missionary style, push ups are more indicative of his sexual prowess.
Bastard Half Breed Beryvn Lee, a member of the Arses Fitness Advisory Board, who was also present at the interview with Swine of Army Perry Ah Lim, conceded that the new IPPT is easier to pass, but stressed since Bargain Hen wants to protect White Horses, that all that matters. When asked if the new test is compromising on fitness standards, Bastard Lee, who is a bastard from the illegal fornication between a Ang Moh and Asiatic Whore, said the answer will say “push ups reflect the reality that more peasant serfs are straights then bapoks, and missionary requires push ups right, so the shift is a right move".
Operationally Ready National serfs TODAY spoke to said the new IPPT will be easier to pass for White Horses with cushy political connections e.g. the Patrick Tans. Those White Horses who fail only pull-ups and standing broad jump will a 'Get out of Jail card', said former National Serf Eugene Tay.
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