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PEASANTPORE: An "intermittent slowdown" of the porus Immigration and Checkpoints Arses (ICA) system has been blamed on high peasant traffic due to the upcoming Hari Raya Puasa holiday, as alleged by Fat Cats manning the Woodlands Checkpoint on Friday morning (July 25).
The congestion led to some irate peasant motorists taking to social media and calling the MediaCorp hotline to complain inept ICA Fat Cats for the extended waiting times.
"Our cheap outsourced IT system experienced intermittent slowdown between 10am and 10.45am on Friday, July 25. As usual, we blame peasants for choosing the peak period, not happy, U-turn and balek kampong lah. Impossible for us to deploy more resources were immediately deployed at the Woodlands Checkpoint as this cost money," an well paid ICA spokelackey told Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia.
"Lan lan lah, I can only say, the ICA regrets the inconvenience caused to peasant travellers. KNNCCB lah, you all take pictures and comprain comprain, you think we care meh, end of year, Ruler Loong need our sarpok, we still vote for him in 2016 and we get our bonuses, you think we stupid huh? Bite the hands that signs our fat cat pay cheques and fight for ungrateful Asiatic peasants? You think we as dumb as mission school boys huh? Stupid peasants."
The ICA also reminded peasant motorists who refused to back down and write comprain letters will expect 'processing' on their return trips e.g. more through body checks.
PEASANTPORE: An "intermittent slowdown" of the porus Immigration and Checkpoints Arses (ICA) system has been blamed on high peasant traffic due to the upcoming Hari Raya Puasa holiday, as alleged by Fat Cats manning the Woodlands Checkpoint on Friday morning (July 25).
The congestion led to some irate peasant motorists taking to social media and calling the MediaCorp hotline to complain inept ICA Fat Cats for the extended waiting times.
"Our cheap outsourced IT system experienced intermittent slowdown between 10am and 10.45am on Friday, July 25. As usual, we blame peasants for choosing the peak period, not happy, U-turn and balek kampong lah. Impossible for us to deploy more resources were immediately deployed at the Woodlands Checkpoint as this cost money," an well paid ICA spokelackey told Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia.
"Lan lan lah, I can only say, the ICA regrets the inconvenience caused to peasant travellers. KNNCCB lah, you all take pictures and comprain comprain, you think we care meh, end of year, Ruler Loong need our sarpok, we still vote for him in 2016 and we get our bonuses, you think we stupid huh? Bite the hands that signs our fat cat pay cheques and fight for ungrateful Asiatic peasants? You think we as dumb as mission school boys huh? Stupid peasants."
The ICA also reminded peasant motorists who refused to back down and write comprain letters will expect 'processing' on their return trips e.g. more through body checks.
