I discovered new pleasure - damn shiok lah!

Gotze · Jul 23, 2014

Romagnum said:
Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.

I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.

I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.

Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.

What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.

It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!

I can achieve an ejaculation by just tickling my nipples whilst sitting down in front of my PC and looking at photos of Mario Gotze's girlfriend.

You should get a checkup. Ants won't be attracted to dried semen unless you have diabetes.

NOTE: For those of you not in the know, Mario Gotze was the MAN OF THE MATCH in the World Cup Finals between Germany and Argentina. He scored the deciding goal in the 113th minute during extra time, and Germany clinched the World Cup after a dry spell of 24 years.

Poomer · Jul 23, 2014

Gotze said:
I can achieve an ejaculation by just tickling my nipples whilst sitting down in front of my PC and looking at photos of Mario Gotze's girlfriend.

You should get a checkup. Ants won't be attracted to dried semen unless you have diabetes.

NOTE: For those of you not in the know, Mario Gotze was the MAN OF THE MATCH in the World Cup Finals between Germany and Argentina. He scored the deciding goal in the 113th minute during extra time, and Germany clinched the World Cup after a dry spell of 24 years.

Parading your new clone?

Gotze · Jul 23, 2014

Poomer said:
Parading your new clone?

This moniker is created to celebrate the world cup victory of Mario Gotze - Man of the Match, Hero of the Year, the star of Germany.

It is TRUE that I can ejaculate by just tickling my nipples, though.

looneytan · Jul 23, 2014

escher said:
WORK TO THROW OUT ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS MAGGOTS IN WHITE IN 2016 SO THEY CAN NO LONGER FUCK AND SUCK US OF OUR MONEY INTO LKY STINKING STINKAPORE SOVEREIGN FUND AND THEIR GROTESQUE SALARIES.

PRAY THAT LKY GO EAT JOSS STICKS AND CANDLE WAX SOON.
AND THE ENTIRE PAP BASED ON GREED AND SELF INTEREST AND SCUMS OF SOCIETY WILL IMPLODE INTO AN ORGY OF FRONT STABBING AND BACK STABBING AS THEY TRY TO KILL FIRST BEFORE GETTING KILLED THEMSELVES

Eh! bro... ,

ran out of colour ink ah!

Gotze · Jul 23, 2014

Poomer said:
Parading your new clone?

Specialty monikers are created to be paraded.

I will parade the victory of Mario Gotze until the next world cup. Then will decide whether or not to continue premium subscription. In any case, this forum is guaranteed at least 4 years of subscription fees from me.

Poomer · Jul 23, 2014

escher said:
WORK TO THROW OUT ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS MAGGOTS IN WHITE IN 2016 SO THEY CAN NO LONGER FUCK AND SUCK US OF OUR MONEY INTO LKY STINKING STINKAPORE SOVEREIGN FUND AND THEIR GROTESQUE SALARIES.

PRAY THAT LKY GO EAT JOSS STICKS AND CANDLE WAX SOON.
AND THE ENTIRE PAP BASED ON GREED AND SELF INTEREST AND SCUMS OF SOCIETY WILL IMPLODE INTO AN ORGY OF FRONT STABBING AND BACK STABBING AS THEY TRY TO KILL FIRST BEFORE GETTING KILLED THEMSELVES

Lemme help him...

KNNBXCB · Jul 23, 2014

I was still thinking todays infp clones power who to zap. Thanks for giving me the solution :biggrin:

AceFrehley · Jul 23, 2014

Gotze said:
Specialty monikers are created to be paraded.

I will parade the victory of Mario Gotze until the next world cup. Then will decide whether or not to continue premium subscription. In any case, this forum is guaranteed at least 4 years of subscription fees from me.

That retard on my siggy thinks that u or every clone named after footballers has to be my clone. By the way guess my next new (S) member. :biggrin:

Schurrle · Jul 23, 2014

jw5 said:
The ants might be able to cure those painful balls too.

Ants have good medicinal value. :biggrin:

Dark Knight · Jul 23, 2014

You guys better don't anyhow cum.

If you have watched "Majority Report", the "Pre-Cum department" has got their psychics with foreknowledge about where and when you gonna cum.
Their cops will have already located exactly where you are. Imagine you will be arrested with your pants down even before you got your chance to cum.

looneytan · Jul 23, 2014

Gotze said:
You should get a checkup. Ants won't be attracted to dried semen unless you have diabetes.

seriously, you mean glucose can come out with cum ah? :confused:

halsey02 · Jul 23, 2014

laksaboy said:
Congratulations. You may have diabetes. I hope your REITS dividends can pay for your insulin.

Nipples...ants biting nipples??....no sweet come from there, unless sHE is lactation....then ants will bite there...

halsey02 · Jul 23, 2014

looneytan said:
seriously, you mean glucose can come out with cum ah?

No , cum does not come with glucose.....unless you add sugar!

escher · Jul 23, 2014

looneytan said:
Eh! bro... ,

ran out of colour ink ah!

Poomer said:
Lemme help him...

Aiyah!

After Leong Sam told me firmly and nicely not to use red or I be history and you both want to
karcheoh karcheoh for trouble.

You watch or Leong the Sammyboy will make you both history.

And anyway, those quotations of mine historically done in black.

Such as below.

kaipoh · Jul 23, 2014

No wonder I saw ants have human head and body of an ant running wild.

Squeeze warm water into your asshole lagi shiok, send you to cloud nine.

Romagnum said:
Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.

I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.

I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.

Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.

What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.

It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!

新加坡陈庆扁总统 · Jul 24, 2014

Romagnum said:
Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.

I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.

I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.

Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.

What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.

It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!

Fuck PAP Fuck UN
Fuck Human Rights most of all.

Romagnum · Jul 24, 2014

Maybe I should try the cockroaches in underwear fetish like in the movie Wild At Heart, must be damn steam.

Leckmichamarsch · Jul 25, 2014

try put some honey on your dickie n sleep....... you might orgas to death

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