martial arts in local politics = THE SEQUEL

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i m so so motivated to continue with the PART 2 of MAILP after watching this videoclip.

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tofu taichi and deadly buddha's palm

our long time hero, ah seng had attained the highest form of taichi from a remote mountain in hongkong, tai yee shan.

not only that he was equipped with the hooleey buddha palm deadly kungfu when he unwittingly kneeled before the big bronze buddha there and was hit by a giant dropping of a mysterious pigeon's shit
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he 's back now. yep! our heelo is back with a vengeance! tomorrow he would gather all the other heeloes and heeloines which comprises of mostly the defeated lauhankus and all the super scratchy laukuaybus from the last great duel of GE.

be sure to be there to support our very own singapore's son, ah seng tomorrow to witness his newly acquired tofu taichi and deadly buddha's palm martial arts.


Goh Meng Seng SatuSingapura shared ILuvSingapore's video.
3 hours ago
If everything goes well, this song will be sung during tomorrow's protest rally that will ask PM Lee to resign....
Come and support the "Return Our CPF" rally on 12th July 2014 (Saturday)
Venue: Hong Lim Park
Time: 4:00pm
Bring along your friends and family....
Be the Voices That Care !

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everyone before going better learn how to sing this song first......this is to protect yourself from being hit by ah seng's superduper buddha's palm when he executes it. this deadly palm is blind and would hit any targets there.

his ardent swarm of insects fans would definitely be there. so learn this by heart and by hard. once u see ah seng's buddha's palm heading your direction, SING IT LOT!! this would divert the palm and save you from serious internal injuries

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All those characters in the video look like the dregs of society to me.

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Leongsam said:

All those characters in the video look like the dregs of society to me.

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u must be the ultra-dreg to see all this.

Another evidence that oppo likes wayang and got nothing better to do in life.

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i m so so motivated to continue with the PART 2 of MAILP after watching this videoclip.

what do u guys think? ON??

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their wayang for the time being is FOC while for the paps, we got to pay thro our arses.

they wanna replace emperor pinky...eve

the great martial arts meet at honglim hill last sat showed a turnout of about 200 odd pugilists.

ah seng and many of the top opp pugilists spoke about ousting emperor pinky. they were planning another "mooncake" festival?? just like the hans ousted the man-ching (manchurians) who were then oppressing the chinese.

that was a sad sad part.....if pinky was ousted, who gonna take as the new emperor? chee ah juan? ah seng? KJ??

it was quite problematic here cos the one who was gonna to be the emperor should be the one who had the people in his compassionate heart.

everyone wanna rule the world so the song from EURYTHYMICS goes...

the pugilistic world now awaits for the next rebellion hoohah which would be the 12 july with the theme:

RETURN OUR CPF GOLD & SILVER TAELS...

ya, right!! wait long long!!!

down with pinky!! hang him by the balls!!

a lot of PAP IBs and supporters will ask when LHL step down, who can take over as the Prime Minister. During the rally at Honglim Park on 5 July 2014, Tan Kin Lian mentioned it can be anyone with eyes, ears and a brain to think. Goh Meng Seng further add on that a Prime Minister should not have just a pair of eyes, ears and a brain, the Prime Minister also needs to have a heart, a heart for the people.
Gilbert Louis also further joking suggested Ariffin Sha as our future PM. Hehehe. Well, who knows. Anyone with the heart to serve and abled people to help him, I dun see why not. It's far better to have any of the pap ministerial lackeys to take over. We need leaders, not followers.

exactly how many people have really spoken and really truly want pinky balls hung??

where are the old heroes and heroines of SEQUEL 1?

suddenly i realised that the current martial arts in local politics had been missing quite a number of flamboyant heroes and heroines of the past big duel.

adulterous couple, THE CONDOMS HEROES were totally MIA. what happened to them? married and living with a bunch of jumping baby rabbits?

what about the snakey EJAY? married or still bonking as geylang cheongster in gayland, of course? even the sinsiter chee ah juan was now so subdued that many were left wondering what had really happened to him? had he been terribly maimed from the past duel and suffering from permanent internal injuries beside his PhD or permanent head damage? was there any more links from his foreign entity who was trying to usurp sinkapoor?

then there was the demise of jb from whom his tua pui son, KJ had taken the rein of his R(in)P clan. would KJ be pitting his deadly skill against KY? would he be the next target to be screwed by KY? and when would the nefarious immortal KY really ran out of ky and kong off cock standing??


so many questions....so little answer.

every peasants is now awaiting for the "appearance" of the ultimate martial art expert to really inflict some serious damage on the pap particularly starting with maiming pinky with some serious internal injuries first.

so who could this grand hero appear? when? how? ....and would he be the new leeder for sinkapoor?:*:

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and so we have roy ngerng....as soon as he appears, he was now being balls-clutched by the deadly balls crushing grip of pinky's notorious and infamous balls grabbing stance.

poor roy!

would this unfortunate newcomer be saved? who would be bold enough to save him? well, the pissed peasants were throwing their gold and silver taels at him which surprisingly amounting to more than 100k tales and still counting.

it appeared that it was no longer roy vs pinky. it was now the peasants vs pinky through roy.

sadly, everyone had anticipated the outcome. roy shall have his balls permanently and eternnaly crushed! perhaps, this could prepare him for the newly discovered deadliest stance of all kungfu manual - YI HUA KONG which was a super deadly kungfu that required one to be castrated and crushed balls was closed to it and qualified the poor guy to master and execute this deadly stance perfectly.

saliva lim and her new deadly saliva kungfu

saliva lim, the heroine from WP clan had almost master the deadly spitting saliva kungfu against what-do-u-think court minitoot teo cheeby. no matter how she spitted, pui and puipui, it was all a miss. teo cheeby's speciality skill of WHAT DO U THINK deflected all her toxic spittles.

watch the actual duel in action.....

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politic within politic

it was KY vs Woody. if the wood won't, KY would remain in the royal court. this was the invisible struggle that was written all over. beside getting the obscene gold bars as their pays, KY's hopeless limpy pinky was why KY had to butter his son's arse regular so that he could fight like a true guniang...ahem! i mean kungfu man.

someone just pasted a notice on the offical tabloid for the peasants....he shall be KY-ed, buttered and fed to the fire ants up his delisexious sweet arse soon! :p

More and more people are getting frustrated and calling for the resignations of LKY and LHL. The ruling party is fighting hard (more wayangs), giving all kinds of excuses to their bad decisions and policies.

I like to give my take on why LKY stays on till today.

His first overstay

His original intention of power transfer was 1988, why? Remember the elected president – he was shot at by the oppositions. To save face he denied his intention.
In 1990, he took a swipe at GCT before hand over (more of a block head). LKY never thought highly of him. Remember LKY said his first choice was Tony Tan?
Well, GCT thought that he was good enough – promising 5Cs, more good years and Swiss standard. You know the result…

In 1984, GCT mentored LHL at the very start; he even boasted to the AFP that LHL was his first choice. He never wanted to admit that he was just a ‘seat warmer’.
LKY stayed on to keep an eye on GCT and to ensure that GCT would not overstay.

N.B. Toh CC was against LHL inclusion into politics. But the good Dr Toh was ousted from the cabinet in 1981 (clearly a political move).
In 2004, the economic crisis took a toll on GCT, he finally passed the seat to LHL.

His second overstay

The baton was now in LHL’s hand. Without hesitation, LHL announced Saturdays off for all civil servants. His desire to outshine the 2 ex-PMs proved to be a no-brainer. Till this day, he had been struggling with his oversize hat.
The 2006 general election was LHL’s first GE as PM. PAP being a “kiasu” party, wanted to ensure its winning. In those days, social media just started. Also, Singaporeans were generally apathetic to politics because life was still good then. LKY and GCT knew that their 2 GRCs would be a walkover as, at the time, opposition still had no confidence of competing head-on with especially 2 former PMs who used to get 70-80% of votes. Their participation would easily give LHL 12 “free” seats (6 for each GRC). And so, LKY and GCT continued to contest in 2006.

LKY could have opted out of joining the cabinet but likely, GCT wanted to also have a chance to become a “senior minister”. So GCT stayed on and if GCT stayed on, LKY would continue to stay on for the reason given above.
Then came 2011 general election. GCT and LKY contested again, thinking that it would be a nice walkover. But by 2011, Singaporeans were getting angry with the PAP government. PAP essentially screwed themselves with their open door immigration policy. Like what NMP Eugene Tan said, this is the “mother of all issues” in Singapore now.

Driven by anger, more people join opposition parties. For the first time, all seats were contested in Singapore, including LKY’s Tanjong Pagar GRC and GCT’s Marine Parade GRC. It was a pity that the opposition team for Tanjong Pagar GRC was disqualified due to technical reason. But in Marine Parade GRC, GCT for the first time, got less than 60%. It was a shock to everyone in PAP.

LKY and GCT had no choice but to resign from the cabinet after the 2011 election. Why? It was to protect his son as PAP got the worst % votes. They needed to ensure the future survival of PAP. If LKY stayed on in cabinet, more Singaporeans would get angry. As for GCT, he knew that his days were over when he got less than 60% despite himself being popular with Singaporean voters before.
Here is an extract from ST (18 Nov 1985):


Then, PM LKY’s interview with Asahi Shimbun:
Q: Mr Prime Minister, we think that you are still going to be in your position. But when do you think you will retire?
A: As soon as there is somebody who competent to take the job, I should not be here. It’s better for Singapore. If I hang on indefinitely, it will become more complicated.
GCT – competent? LKY stayed on.
LHL – competent? LKY also stayed on.
So, who is making things more complicated for everyone?
Singapore history is currently in the making – very dramatic!

Edmund

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Yes it takes 1 to know 1...

leetahbar said:

u must be the ultra-dreg to see all this.

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it's that time of the year again....

there's spirit in the air....

yep! NDP spirit is also the 7th Month hungry ghost spirit! mediacorpse gonna bore all the peasants to death with the repetition of the "spirit" song. this year spirit song goes something like this:

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i dunno what it sounds like but definitely more spirit than patriotic. WTF!

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meanwhile in RP Clan, they were mocking the pap parleement. actually, it was kind of weird and funny. liddat also can one meh? how cum no musicians also the music play on??

The Reform Party
Reform Parliament! Should the speaker of the House step down?
We are shocked by the news that the Speaker and the deputy speaker of the House were about to call a vote on a new law without the legally necessary minimum number of MPs being present. Is it not bad enough that the PAP have rubber stamped and rushed laws through parliament all these decades? Now we find that without the intervention of an NMP, not once but twice, the speaker may well have put us in a situation where a new law was in fact unlawful and needed to be scrapped.
What else is the Speaker doing if she cannot conduct a simple head count? Forget asking the PM to step down, the Speaker is clearly not up to her role.

On the plus side, it looks as though the Opposition only need to get 25 seats next election to vote out PAP laws as most PAP MPs simply don't turn up to the sessions.

For those who are not aware our parliament has some of the shortest sittings in the modren world and some of the most highly paid ministers. It looks like they are taking us for a ride!

fellow ardent fans of MAILP are welcomed to share any of the latest or past info of our political scene here so that it could be translated into another sexciting duel fighting drama.

THE TWIN CONSPIRACIES in peasantland - must read

i dread to write about this cos i might be charged for sedition or all those craps if the tyrannic pinking and his lackeys would wanna put it his way....just like ah roy who is now waiting to be chromed raw by pinky. poor chap! all he ever did was to voice up about the mystery of where our cpfs gone to and why aren't those jokers returning our saving....and he's now in deep shit!

actually, after some insightful meditation under a bodhi tree, i was enlightened too:p ......

the theory of the double conspiracies in our land is real...VERY VERY REAL!! that's how the pap tyrants apply it to control our lives into very coy submission. they say BEND and u bend down. they say SHUDDUP when they screw, and u go mumb-ah-ah-aahhhh!!

the pap cook up HDB and CPF. both are devious evil schemes. cpf - con ponzi fund makes sure every serfs is zapped of part of their wages with empty promises that u shall get it back when the time is due. of course, the "time" is NEVER DUE. they keep changing the "time". then they run out of time to change time which obviously they can't change it to 90 or even 100 yo to return our cpf so they change the "minimum amount".

how many could really put in that much minimum to qualify?

actually hor, cpf is OUR MONEY. their simple evil scheme is: OUR $ IS THEIR $ so wait long long if u want our $ back cos by then it has leegally becum their $$$ :(

as if this won't work, the super kiasi pap then churn up HBD - the precious pigeonhole which every brainwashed serfs is looking forward to own one. but very soon, they flood the land with real PRCs who dunno where they get all the money and begin driving up the pigeonhole's prices to dizzying height. from a plain 5 figure price, it has now hit a ridiculous few hundred Ks which means a peasant has to continue working until stiff dead just to pay off a conjob pigeonhole. of course, all your cpfs shall be zapped dry. so what's that left for us? A BIG ZERO!!

that's how peasants have to work like slaves. if u fall sick, good luck to you! wait and die cock standing. the moral of the land now is:

YOU CAN DIE BUT U CAN BE SICK!!

as a side conspiracy, pap also have driven up medical fees, school fees, transport fees.....in fact all the dying fees are all UP AND UP. if u short form UP AND UP the reverse. u still get uPAuP

so when....everyone is praying staunchly....when would the real hero appear to save the people?

very soon.....very very soon as the grand erection draws closer.

the great pap's spin

pap's great spin is like this expert LORD OF THE RING. the spinning gets one mesmerised in awe......:*::*::*:

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many martial arts experts are beginning to appear....

for sure, GE is drawing near. the signs are all over. there are appearance of well-versed martial arts expert.

the latest and probably more would be appear....

Robert Guo at Speakers' Corner @ Hong Lim Park
The Government also says it will not increase premiums for five years. In other words, it will increase premiums after 5 years. Singaporeans must be very wary of this. This is a sugar-coated poison that will cost us dearly in the years to come.
Remember the GST? It started from 3%, increased to 4%, then 5%, and now 7%. After the next elections it will probably go up again.

again, for definitely SURE, GST SHALL GO UP IF PINKY RULES AGAIN.

be forth warned, do not vote the pap clan again lest peasants shall be brutally screwed. this time, KY won't be applied. he might be dead gone stiff.