Good luck to him since he say New Zealand is better! byebye!
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Alex tan of TRS is leaving Singapore!
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What do you mean? He not coming back for good?
he go there become FT leh
Top 12 reasons why Alex Tan should emigrate
Posted on 01 September 2012
It’s for his own good. No, no, really.
Alex Tan Zhixiang, Internet martyr and founder of The Real Singapore blog (which we politely decline to add a hyperlink to because it is so screwed up), recently wrote a letter to SBS using “F*** Yous” in place of punctuation and subsequently apologised for his lapse for not using commas appropriately or when necessary:
And now that he looks uncouth with the maturity of an 11-year-old, the bespectacled one has publicly stated he is emigrating to the US or Australia because he cannot take it here anymore:
Alex Tan is bidding adieu.
We feel that it is only right that we give him that push that will egg him on in this irreversible decision to give up his Singapore citizenship.
It will be for the better of all of us. But it is really for his own good. No, seriously.
So, to encourage him to make that bold step, here are the
Top 12 Reasons Why Alex Tan Should Emigrate to the US.
12. When he goes out of Singapore, he will become a foreigner. Then he can turn the hate on himself.
11. He can have freedom of speech. All he wants. Because no one in US can understand his Engrish.
10. He can put his oratory election public speaking experience to good use. “Thank you for visiting Wal-Mart! Hope to see you again!”
9. And then finally earn a minimum wage.
8. He can also start one more website called The Real America to host Google Ads.
7. He’d have some more political parties to join.
6. He can befriend Fareed Zakaria and Johan Lehrer. They can form The Plagiariser Club.
5. He’ll finally get to smoke pot. It will legitimise his ranting.
4. He can tell everyone in the US he managed to make Singapore a better place. But also by not mentioning he did so by leaving for good.
3. He can eat shit and leave. (That’s if he forgets his commas again. But if he remembers, it’s his prerogative to eat, shit and leave.)
2. He can come back to Singapore as a Foreign Talent. And he can write about how he hates himself – hence, producing a new genre of fiction.
1. America is naturally more forgiving of failures and mistakes.
Posted on 01 September 2012
It’s for his own good. No, no, really.
Alex Tan Zhixiang, Internet martyr and founder of The Real Singapore blog (which we politely decline to add a hyperlink to because it is so screwed up), recently wrote a letter to SBS using “F*** Yous” in place of punctuation and subsequently apologised for his lapse for not using commas appropriately or when necessary:
And now that he looks uncouth with the maturity of an 11-year-old, the bespectacled one has publicly stated he is emigrating to the US or Australia because he cannot take it here anymore:
Alex Tan is bidding adieu.
It will be for the better of all of us. But it is really for his own good. No, seriously.
So, to encourage him to make that bold step, here are the
Top 12 Reasons Why Alex Tan Should Emigrate to the US.
12. When he goes out of Singapore, he will become a foreigner. Then he can turn the hate on himself.
11. He can have freedom of speech. All he wants. Because no one in US can understand his Engrish.
10. He can put his oratory election public speaking experience to good use. “Thank you for visiting Wal-Mart! Hope to see you again!”
9. And then finally earn a minimum wage.
8. He can also start one more website called The Real America to host Google Ads.
7. He’d have some more political parties to join.
6. He can befriend Fareed Zakaria and Johan Lehrer. They can form The Plagiariser Club.
5. He’ll finally get to smoke pot. It will legitimise his ranting.
4. He can tell everyone in the US he managed to make Singapore a better place. But also by not mentioning he did so by leaving for good.
3. He can eat shit and leave. (That’s if he forgets his commas again. But if he remembers, it’s his prerogative to eat, shit and leave.)
2. He can come back to Singapore as a Foreign Talent. And he can write about how he hates himself – hence, producing a new genre of fiction.
1. America is naturally more forgiving of failures and mistakes.
Boss, looking forward to having Alex as your new neighbour?
Is this considered as brain drain?
i think so,if u use 60.1% as the benchmark.
Is he going to US or NZ?
Good luck and all the best!!
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Wow this Alex Tan is a piece of work. Do so much wayang and just pack up to go.
New neighbour? They are goinv to share the same bed.
Earthquake rocks central New Zealand
3:50 PM Friday Jun 6, 2014
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Did you feel the quake? Send your story, photos or videos here.
A sharp earthquake rocked the lower North Island today.
An initial report from GeoNet said the magnitude 5.1 quake struck 20km south west of Ohakune at 3.46pm.
GeoNet said the quake struck at a depth of 76km. It was a "subduction zone event" so was felt quite far afield, the organisation said.
People from Auckland to Waverley reporting feeling the quake.
Most people reported feeling it as a light to moderate shake, with only Wellington reports as moderate to strong shaking.
So far, more than 4600 people reported to GeoNet that they felt the quake.
Hawke's Bay resident Ian Shears said the quake felt like a bulldozer nearby.
"Hell of a jolt in Havelock North, Hawkes Bay. Was sitting at home on computer and house started shaking, at first I thought it was bulldozer on building site next door, but when workers started running out of site building, I got under table quickly."
New Plymouth resident Jim Irving said he felt the quake while watching the Junior World Rugby Cup.
"Wow, I am sitting here watching the Junior World Rugby Cup and first thought that giant Skelton( 19yrs old, 150kg, 2.05m) from Samoa had fallen down then realised it was quiet a severe quake."
Motorists in the Hutt Valley and Wainuiomata described being on the road, as the quake was happening.
"The whole car started rocking, rolling for five, six seconds."
"Now the car's shaking.
"I felt like someone was pushing the side of the car and rocking it," a motorist told Newstalk ZB.
People from Blenheim to Wairarapa described the scary jolt, in multi-storey buildings.
No damage has yet been reported to the fire service, a central fire communications spokeswoman said.
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Did you feel the quake? Send your story, photos or videos here.
A sharp earthquake rocked the lower North Island today.
An initial report from GeoNet said the magnitude 5.1 quake struck 20km south west of Ohakune at 3.46pm.
GeoNet said the quake struck at a depth of 76km. It was a "subduction zone event" so was felt quite far afield, the organisation said.
People from Auckland to Waverley reporting feeling the quake.
Most people reported feeling it as a light to moderate shake, with only Wellington reports as moderate to strong shaking.
So far, more than 4600 people reported to GeoNet that they felt the quake.
Hawke's Bay resident Ian Shears said the quake felt like a bulldozer nearby.
"Hell of a jolt in Havelock North, Hawkes Bay. Was sitting at home on computer and house started shaking, at first I thought it was bulldozer on building site next door, but when workers started running out of site building, I got under table quickly."
New Plymouth resident Jim Irving said he felt the quake while watching the Junior World Rugby Cup.
"Wow, I am sitting here watching the Junior World Rugby Cup and first thought that giant Skelton( 19yrs old, 150kg, 2.05m) from Samoa had fallen down then realised it was quiet a severe quake."
Motorists in the Hutt Valley and Wainuiomata described being on the road, as the quake was happening.
"The whole car started rocking, rolling for five, six seconds."
"Now the car's shaking.
"I felt like someone was pushing the side of the car and rocking it," a motorist told Newstalk ZB.
People from Blenheim to Wairarapa described the scary jolt, in multi-storey buildings.
No damage has yet been reported to the fire service, a central fire communications spokeswoman said.
they gg to fark the same sheep.
And pray tell what IS the standard of pinky? I rate him lower than a macdonalds worker.
Pap's brain washing is very successful as we got sinkies who actually believe Sg is better than nz propoganda.
Why does Alex Tan have to do all this if he is not scared or guilty?
Why is Alex tan scared if he didnt do anything wrong??
Why is Alex tan scared if he didnt do anything wrong??
Re: Why does Alex Tan have to do all this if he is not scared or guilty?
Be gratitude and remember to payback to the tax payers (UK) that funded your lawyer education and cost of living.
Join a UK political party and be a good MP to serve the UK people first, or hold senior office position or PMO office. Be top political man in UK that even PAP has to pay a visit to you when they are in UK.
Hold protests on local and world issues to gain experiences and be known famous worldwide that even PAP scared of you 30%.
Come back under the banner of a UK political party and you will see PAP have to lan lan roll out red carpet if you are on official visit to Singapore.
Bring the goodies back, not kpkb like Tan Wah Piow and the others that make the film recently, Singapore with Love.
Hope this helps.
From: Divine Intervention
Be gratitude and remember to payback to the tax payers (UK) that funded your lawyer education and cost of living.
Join a UK political party and be a good MP to serve the UK people first, or hold senior office position or PMO office. Be top political man in UK that even PAP has to pay a visit to you when they are in UK.
Hold protests on local and world issues to gain experiences and be known famous worldwide that even PAP scared of you 30%.
Come back under the banner of a UK political party and you will see PAP have to lan lan roll out red carpet if you are on official visit to Singapore.
Bring the goodies back, not kpkb like Tan Wah Piow and the others that make the film recently, Singapore with Love.
Hope this helps.
From: Divine Intervention
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Re: Why does Alex Tan have to do all this if he is not scared or guilty?
Tan Wah Piow, wanted for skipping NS
Worship by opposition supporting retards as a hero
Tan Wah Piow, wanted for skipping NS
Worship by opposition supporting retards as a hero
Re: Why does Alex Tan have to do all this if he is not scared or guilty?
i too am dedicating my life from henceforth to the destruction of the PAP,i will become a billionaire and donate tens of millions to opposition campagins.....i will set up social websites and newspapers and media tv channels overseas dedicated to the exposure and villification of PAP criminals.....i will make million dollar documentaries about singapore's history and current state of singaporean's lives and the true impact of PAP's capitalism at all cost "zero corruption" policies.i will my billion dollar fortune to set up a business empire that is singaporeans first and pro singaporean only.....i will buy a island and start a new singapore like new taiwan.
i too am dedicating my life from henceforth to the destruction of the PAP,i will become a billionaire and donate tens of millions to opposition campagins.....i will set up social websites and newspapers and media tv channels overseas dedicated to the exposure and villification of PAP criminals.....i will make million dollar documentaries about singapore's history and current state of singaporean's lives and the true impact of PAP's capitalism at all cost "zero corruption" policies.i will my billion dollar fortune to set up a business empire that is singaporeans first and pro singaporean only.....i will buy a island and start a new singapore like new taiwan.
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