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Chicken soup for the lost souls in life

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if an orca (a.k.a. killer whale) can devour a seal or sea lion whole, it can devour a human. it also attacks young humpback whales, separating calf from mother and eating the calf. a swimmer can accidentally be swallowed or gulped by a non-predator whale.
 

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if an orca (a.k.a. killer whale) can devour a seal or sea lion whole, it can devour a human. it also attacks young humpback whales, separating calf from mother and eating the calf. a swimmer can accidentally be swallowed or gulped by a non-predator whale.

RUN watched a documentary of a pack of Ocra attacking a baby whale. In the end, the baby whale got drowned (ocras stopped it from raising above water to breath) but the ocras just ripped off the whale's jaws to take a bite at the lips and face = most tasty part of the body, and forgo the rest of the body. The poor mother whale was so sad and kept swimming around the dead baby whale carcass, hoping to lift it up.
 

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A bank branch in China got robbed and the cashiers were made to hand over their money. The robbers began to count the money as they stuff the cash into their bags...........

Bank Manager: Why are you counting the money, it is a waste of time! Just read the newspapers tomorrow and you will know the amount of money.
Robber X: Yeah, you are right. Stop counting guys, let's go!

And the robbers escaped with their haul. The next day, the local papers reported that over 100m yuan were stolen from the robbery but the Robbers realized that they had only a few millions in their bags.

Moral of the Story: The bank branch was actually corrupted with a massive amount of missing funds and bad debts; the bank manager was a bigger robber.
 

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A bank branch in China got robbed and the cashiers were made to hand over their money. The robbers began to count the money as they stuff the cash into their bags...........

This's story line of the movie Silent Partner ... Elliott Gould, Christopher Plummer and Susannah York
 

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When I was young, I couldn't understand what women wanted.
When I get older, I realize that they themselves also don't know.
 

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The ad by Singapore's National Council on Problem Gambling (NCPG) featured a group of boys excitedly discussing who will triumph in the ongoing World Cup. At the end, one of them said while frowning: "I hope Germany wins. My dad bet all my savings on them." The screen then faded out to a message cautioning about the social fallout of gambling.

But for many Singaporeans the cautionary message fell on deaf ears as Germany romped home to a record breaking 7-1 victory over Brazil - the worst semi-final defeat in World Cup history.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/24422730/singapore-anti-gambling-ad-falls-flat

Germany crashed Brazil 7-1 in Brazil, effectively 7-0 till the 90th min
 

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RUN asked wifey this morning, "sweetie, do you want to marry me again in your next life?"

Wifey: I WANT TO BE A MAN IN MY NEXT LIFE!

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if chicken soup can fix a lost soul that would be great....what a lost soul needs is bedok reservour or MBS rooftop.
 
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