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PAP govt MDA bans April Fool's jokes in news media

laksaboy

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Singapore Bans April Fool's Jokes
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SINGAPORE (CBSBN) - The Singaporean authorities have announced a ban on April fool's jokes in the media.
In a memorandum circulated to television broadcasting stations, radio stations, and newspaper publications by the Media Development Authority (MDA), the authorities warned media outlets against running fake stories for the purposes of entertainment.

"The integrity of the media comes into question when quality standards are abandoned recklessly in favor of inappropriate jocularity. False reporting undermines the trustworthiness of news itself and leads to the decay of the social fabric," the statement circulated by the MDA read.

Media outlets were told to stick to business as usual on April Fool's Day.

"No media center in Singapore shall under any circumstances disseminate fabricated or otherwise baseless news items on April 1, or any other day."

News organizations in Western countries have a tradition of including humorous satirical pieces on April Fool's Day.

Veteran Singaporean newspapaer journalist Tok Chee Ming expressed carefully worded frustration with the ban.

"It's a pity, in my personal opinion. It's not as if we were even planning to run stories about LHL or MM," he said, referring to Prime Minister Lee Hsieng Loong and Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew. "We were actually planning to run a story about a jellyfish invasion."

"Which, of course, never happened," he added.

The MDA warned of legal consequences for any media outlets which ignored the ban.

"Publishers and broadcasters intentionally disseminating false or falsified information on April 1 or any other day will be held accountable in the courts of law," the memorandum warned.

The People's Action Party, Singapore's ruling party since 1963, has often been castigated by the international community and human rights organizations for using strict libel laws to silence critics, including opposition politicians.


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Leongsam

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April fools jokes are like bar top dancing.

Someone may die as a result.


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"If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off that bar top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar-top dancing.


Not just because they've fallen off the bar top, but because it's usually a young girl with a short skirt who's dancing on it, who may attract some insults from some other men. The boyfriend starts fighting.

Some people will die. Blood will be shed for liberalising the policy." (Straits Times, 3 Oct 01)
 

chonburifc

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MDA might as well BANNED internet on 1st APRIL! Then all problem solved! And that will also be the best APRIL FOOL joke for Sinkees. :biggrin:
 

LEGEND

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Not just because they've fallen off the bar top, but because it's usually a young girl with a short skirt who's dancing on it, who may attract some insults from some other men. The boyfriend starts fighting.

Some people will die. Blood will be shed for liberalising the policy." (Straits Times, 3 Oct 01)

In this case, they should ban short skirt in Sinkieland. :oIo:
 

tanwahtiu

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ban NDP broadcast. Disgusting parade for PAP propaganda and using cheap NSF slaves to show off.

Give away free tickets, of course, don't need to pay market labour or min wages to the NSF slaves and PA porlumparers to perform..


MDA might as well BANNED internet on 1st APRIL! Then all problem solved! And that will also be the best APRIL FOOL joke for Sinkees. :biggrin:
 
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escher

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http://cbsbreakingnews.com/world:699180


Singapore Bans April Fool's Jokes
BREAKING NOW

SINGAPORE (CBSBN) - The Singaporean authorities have announced a ban on April fool's jokes in the media.
In a memorandum circulated to television broadcasting stations, radio stations, and newspaper publications by the Media Development Authority (MDA), the authorities warned media outlets against running fake stories for the purposes of entertainment.

"The integrity of the media comes into question when quality standards are abandoned recklessly in favor of inappropriate jocularity. False reporting undermines the trustworthiness of news itself and leads to the decay of the social fabric," the statement circulated by the MDA read.


What a fucking joke !

SINCE WHEN DO THOSE BASTARDS HAVE ANY FUCKING INTEGRITY IN THE FIRST PLACE?

ALL THOSE IN THE SINGAPORE MEDIA AND THE MDA WILL BE DANCING THE DANCE OF COLLABORATORS UNDER THE FUCKING LAMP POSTS WHEN SMEAR OF SHIT ON SOLE OF SHOE LKY BECOME A ROTTING CORPSE
AND WHEN WE FINISH OUR YUM SENGS AND SINGING AND DANCING ON TABLE TOPS AND STREETS.

AND THE GREAT CLEANSING OF SINGAPORE START
 

jw5

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You can impose an NDP ban on yourself.

LOL ................ LOL

ban NDP broadcast. Disgusting parade for PAP propaganda and using cheap NSF slaves to show off.

Give away free tickets, of course, don't need to pay market labour or min wages to the NSF slaves and PA porlumparers to perform..
 
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