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LUXEMBOURG: Peasantpore's well paid Ruler Loong explained while small Asiatic regimes must curry favour with Uncle Sam and Commie PRC using lessons from drunken Russia's annexation of Crimea.
He said small Asiatic city regimes must pay tribute to both Uncle Sam and Commie PRCs as an effective foreign policy.
Ruler Loong was speaking to the reporters at a joint press session with his counterpart from paedophile infested Luxembourg, Mr Xavier Bettel.
Both leaders stressed the importance of upholding the region's hegemon desired version of the 'international law'.
Ruler Loong said: "You know, I know, even the Mats, last time we all listen to Majapahit or Siam, then Ming Dynasty Cheng Ho cum here, lan lan, he got bigger balls, everyone listen to him. The Brits come with Gunboat Diplomacy, all listen to white men. After the Nihons surrender in 1945, regional hegemon title goes to Uncle Sam. Today PRC got a few billion dollars, can start to talk loudly.. Russia now got oil and gas, no need to lower head, can also talk loudly. We small states how? No choice, need to see where the wind is blowing. On one hand, we host Uncle Sam's warships and close one eye when Uncle Sam sailor fuck whores in Geylang, then on other hand, I send Gracie Fu Manchu to pay tributes to Commie PRCs, this is call hedging bets, only way to survive.
Our SAF knows, we only need to hold off any foreign baboons (Sukarno, Viets in the 60s-70s) and then invite Uncle Sam or Commie PRC to restore law and order in South East Asia. Today Mats, Indons, Thais and Viets know it, they not stupid enough to start war games and allow other non SEA powers to cum here and set up military bases"
Ruler Bettel said: "Your Old Autocrat say we Europe very peaceful, he must be senile liao, we just fought a bloody war 40 years ago, got crazy Jermans, Frenchies, Brits and Russies ...... enough we on the surface look like paedophiles, we also need to kowtow the Jermans or Russies while the Brits, fuck them, still screwing around in their little island up the North Seas. South east asiatics talk big only, when they fight a major war? Konfrantasi or Cambodia potato wars not counted, I talking about 6000 tanks Kursk battle ok."
Ruler Loong expressed his appreciation for Luxembourg's support of the ratification of the European Union-Peasantpore Free Sex Agreement. It is understood Bettel will be swamped by PRC whores on his next state visit to Peasantpore.
LUXEMBOURG: Peasantpore's well paid Ruler Loong explained while small Asiatic regimes must curry favour with Uncle Sam and Commie PRC using lessons from drunken Russia's annexation of Crimea.
He said small Asiatic city regimes must pay tribute to both Uncle Sam and Commie PRCs as an effective foreign policy.
Ruler Loong was speaking to the reporters at a joint press session with his counterpart from paedophile infested Luxembourg, Mr Xavier Bettel.
Both leaders stressed the importance of upholding the region's hegemon desired version of the 'international law'.
Ruler Loong said: "You know, I know, even the Mats, last time we all listen to Majapahit or Siam, then Ming Dynasty Cheng Ho cum here, lan lan, he got bigger balls, everyone listen to him. The Brits come with Gunboat Diplomacy, all listen to white men. After the Nihons surrender in 1945, regional hegemon title goes to Uncle Sam. Today PRC got a few billion dollars, can start to talk loudly.. Russia now got oil and gas, no need to lower head, can also talk loudly. We small states how? No choice, need to see where the wind is blowing. On one hand, we host Uncle Sam's warships and close one eye when Uncle Sam sailor fuck whores in Geylang, then on other hand, I send Gracie Fu Manchu to pay tributes to Commie PRCs, this is call hedging bets, only way to survive.
Our SAF knows, we only need to hold off any foreign baboons (Sukarno, Viets in the 60s-70s) and then invite Uncle Sam or Commie PRC to restore law and order in South East Asia. Today Mats, Indons, Thais and Viets know it, they not stupid enough to start war games and allow other non SEA powers to cum here and set up military bases"
Ruler Bettel said: "Your Old Autocrat say we Europe very peaceful, he must be senile liao, we just fought a bloody war 40 years ago, got crazy Jermans, Frenchies, Brits and Russies ...... enough we on the surface look like paedophiles, we also need to kowtow the Jermans or Russies while the Brits, fuck them, still screwing around in their little island up the North Seas. South east asiatics talk big only, when they fight a major war? Konfrantasi or Cambodia potato wars not counted, I talking about 6000 tanks Kursk battle ok."
Ruler Loong expressed his appreciation for Luxembourg's support of the ratification of the European Union-Peasantpore Free Sex Agreement. It is understood Bettel will be swamped by PRC whores on his next state visit to Peasantpore.
