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Are Christians allowed to masturbate?

God Meng Seng

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Please understand this is not meant to be an insulting or derogatory question.

As a new follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am uncertain as to many of the aspects of good conduct a Christian is supposed to embody.

Especially sexual matters and matters of the heart.

Are Christians allowed to masturbate? Can some Christians kindly advise me, hopefully with some relevant Bible versus spoken by God or Christ himself?
 

Agoraphobic

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Love, is to be shared.

So get a friend to jack-off for you.

Cheers!

Please understand this is not meant to be an insulting or derogatory question.

As a new follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am uncertain as to many of the aspects of good conduct a Christian is supposed to embody.

Especially sexual matters and matters of the heart.

Are Christians allowed to masturbate? Can some Christians kindly advise me, hopefully with some relevant Bible versus spoken by God or Christ himself?
 

Agoraphobic

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There is no mention in the bible about masturbation. I conclude that the act of masturbation was unknown to the peoples in that part of the world at the time of the bible's writing. I hereby hypothesize that the act of masturbation was introduced to the peoples of the world by societies in the eastern hemisphere. And since the bible does not speak of masturbation, you are free to perform the act with a free consience. Have fun.

Cheers!

........... hopefully with some relevant Bible versus spoken by God or Christ himself?
 

God Meng Seng

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There is no mention in the bible about masturbation. I conclude that the act of masturbation was unknown to the peoples in that part of the world at the time of the bible's writing. I hereby hypothesize that the act of masturbation was introduced to the peoples of the world by societies in the eastern hemisphere. And since the bible does not speak of masturbation, you are free to perform the act with a free consience. Have fun.

Cheers!


Thank you! I had been worried that waxing my carrot would be a sin against our Lord! With your assurance I can PCC with peace of mind knowing that my soul will not be cast unto the pits of hell.

Tonight I will dig up those animated GIFs of Serina Wee and Carina Lau!
 

Agoraphobic

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You're most welcome.

I am sure you'd be perfectly fine. I can't imaging priests/monks going through life without beating their meat. It is testing enough to remain celibate, I am sure this DIY activity will not be an issue.

Cheers!

Thank you! I had been worried that waxing my carrot would be a sin against our Lord! With your assurance I can PCC with peace of mind knowing that my soul will not be cast unto the pits of hell.

Tonight I will dig up those animated GIFs of Serina Wee and Carina Lau!
 

Lizzert

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YES, perfectly permissible -but they cannot do it in the normal up-down (male) or straight in-out finger thrust (female) that is practiced by heathens.
Christians have to combine vertical and sideway strokes when wanking..as long as there is an attempt to replicate the cross symbol ..before the final Cumming
 

ykhuser

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Thank you! I had been worried that waxing my carrot would be a sin against our Lord! With your assurance I can PCC with peace of mind knowing that my soul will not be cast unto the pits of hell.

Tonight I will dig up those animated GIFs of Serina Wee and Carina Lau!

same for porn.early days...there is no porn.so porn is not mentioned.

masturbate and porn have to be updated into the new bible from time to time.
time is not constant .
 
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Adude

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Please understand this is not meant to be an insulting or derogatory question.

As a new follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am uncertain as to many of the aspects of good conduct a Christian is supposed to embody.

Especially sexual matters and matters of the heart.

Are Christians allowed to masturbate? Can some Christians kindly advise me, hopefully with some relevant Bible versus spoken by God or Christ himself?


Well.. I am unable to quote you any bible verse on masturbation.... BUT.... IF you ask any minister of ur faith... most likely the answer they will give you is NO..... cos uh... I think I may be wrong but in ur religion... there is no sex BEFORE marriage... and masturbation is a sexual act... welll.... ASK a minister of your religion lor... I am sure they will answer you... but as I understand it.. and I heard from a pastor of your religion as well... ANS: NO!!!
 

Adude

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BUT... IF You ask me IMHO....

I dun see problem with waxing your carrot occasionally.. it is lesser of two evils lar... I mean... wad is worse.. waxing ur carrot OR humping some gal BEFORE marriage??? I can tell you with probable certainty that masturbation has helped prevent some guys from succumbing to the temptation of bonking the GF BEFORE marriage lor...
 

nitefly

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Welcome to the new faith. I am sure if they ask you to say the sinner's prayer and say to renounce the devil, sure no problem, to renounce masturbation? I think you will think twice before you convert!

Christianity is very problematic religion, with many "theory" why you cannot masturbate. Depends on your pastor or church, some church I know masturbation is a sin, so cannot be tolerated. For some, masturbation is a concession, but not a license to indulge into it.

My take is this, it is a biological need to release. Good for the prostate health. If your church got issue with your need to masturbate, then go to another church that doesn't have issue with your masturbation.

Some church I recommend you not to go. FCBC is one of them. Masturbation is a abomination, condemn to hell. Very stressful. All conservative churches also, no need to ask. Even mentioning it will let them judge you severely.

If you want to wank and not feel guilty, go New Creation. Prince will never condemn such things. Forgiven, by grace. Best place to sit, enjoy sermon and do nothing also no problem. Attending his church is like eat shit sleep , and it is that natural and not stressful.

Here is the best choice. You want to bonk the same sex and have many partners and orgy, go to Free Community Church, in their website they openly say it is ok but be responsible. If you just follow their framework... as easy as 1 2 3 you know what I mean? You can check them out.
http://www.freecomchurch.org/01-sexualethics.htm

Their position regarding masturbation can be found here http://www.freecomchurch.org/05-300111.htm

Hope this helps, else you go fuck alien, GMS..
 
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ykhuser

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Welcome to the new faith. I am sure if they ask you to say the sinner's prayer and say to renounce the devil, sure no problem, to renounce masturbation? I think you will think twice before you convert!

Christianity is very problematic religion, with many "theory" why you cannot masturbate. Depends on your pastor or church, some church I know masturbation is a sin, so cannot be tolerated. For some, masturbation is a concession, but not a license to indulge into it.

My take is this, it is a biological need to release. Good for the prostate health. If your church got issue with your need to masturbate, then go to another church that doesn't have issue with your masturbation.

Some church I recommend you not to go. FCBC is one of them. Masturbation is a abomination, condemn to hell. Very stressful. All conservative churches also, no need to ask. Even mentioning it will let them judge you severely.

If you want to wank and not feel guilty, go New Creation. Prince will never condemn such things. Forgiven, by grace. Best place to sit, enjoy sermon and do nothing also no problem. Attending his church is like eat shit sleep , and it is that natural and not stressful.

Here is the best choice. You want to bonk the same sex and have many partners and orgy, go to Free Community Church, in their website they openly say it is ok but be responsible. If you just follow their framework... as easy as 1 2 3 you know what I mean? You can check them out.
http://www.freecomchurch.org/01-sexualethics.htm

Their position regarding masturbation can be found here http://www.freecomchurch.org/05-300111.htm

Hope this helps, else you go fuck alien, GMS..

so stressful.better dont join any religion. just do what one wish .your soul is your god.listen to what your soul wish to do.if your soul say mast is enjoyable, then just do it.no need care about religion.
at the end of the day,just make sure your action dont affect anyone else.

same for anwar.he can do what he wants because he is in charge of his life.why need to dig out his personal life?at the end of the day,if he can bring prosper to his country,who cares what he do at home.
 
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Faker

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GMS,
If you still feel very constraint by your new faith to the extent that you become mentally disturbed after every waxing your carrot, it's better for your mental and physical well-being to pull out the new faith before your get too deep seated with the doctrines your religion leaders are imparting harder and harder to you. Be a free spirit man!

But if you have already firmly decided Jesus is the Lord you want to serve the rest of your mentally uneasy and guilt-ridden waxing life, then you have to pray to Jesus for forgiveness after every waxing. Jesus is a saviour and has no problem forgiving the worst sin! The required conditions are repent and accept Jesus. You already fulfilled the last condition. You can enjoy your waxing life, knowing knowing full well that the Lord will forgive you. That will ease your mental burden.

I hope that help you! Enjoy waxing!

Please understand this is not meant to be an insulting or derogatory question.

As a new follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am uncertain as to many of the aspects of good conduct a Christian is supposed to embody.

Especially sexual matters and matters of the heart.

Are Christians allowed to masturbate? Can some Christians kindly advise me, hopefully with some relevant Bible versus spoken by God or Christ himself?
 
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Ash007

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Funny you mentioned that. Was watching Spartacus and a female mentioned, what kind of show that shows people watching others fuck. I mentioned that back then they have no porn so they have to make the slaves fuck to watch.

same for porn.early days...there is no porn.so porn is not mentioned.

masturbate and porn have to be updated into the new bible from time to time.
time is not constant .
 

Faker

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Today is easter day, I have a mind blowing question. Can christians who are single or have no sex partner masturbate on Good Friday? Or need to abstain the carrot for 3 days and raise up the carrot on Sunday?
 

drifter

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Bible also didn't mention anything about Pedophile too
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Sinkie

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Do what you like because all will be judged..........and all fall short of the glory of God.

All those idiotic saints of human kinds are bullshit.........there is no such thing.
 
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