New petting rules?

Happy Neu Year to everybodies. Last few days Tuesday, I has mini-party with Alan and Leslie in hotel room. It was high room so can see many views. Freddie has dinner with family first. After he enjoying, Freddie came to me later and joins us. We brings some food and some drinks so we happy together and do the boogy danceing. We do countdowning together with Freddie and Alan and Leslie. We stay high floors so we see beautiful fireworks shoots in the air and so nice when it explooing. My heart beated fast everytime it exploding louder. It feel like fireworks exploded inside me whole body with good feels. It was nice feeling to go into new year with Freddie and my friends. When countdowns finishing, we congretulations each other and wishing Freddie and Alan and Leslie a porsperous 2014. We shaking each one others hands and hugging Freddie as the fireworks explodings. We danceing around at the music of Depeche Mode, erasure and commonards. It was a exciting night to me and I am extremly excited to go into 2014.

While enjoys this time together, all of us likes many differents pets. Leslie says he hearing the news saying there got news about pettings. Pettings rules go to change soon. Freddie like many pettings (like dogs, etc) and to keep at his cage house. I liked pets too but no enough money to buying. He keeped many chains and strappings for animals so not runs away. He worries what new pettings rules can it be? Anyone got knows any new petting rules in case he buys one new animal for keep?

We enjoying to early mornings. So fun want and it now is 2014 already.

yalor, different rules apply if u keeping doggies or pussies. doggies not allow to lick u and if u poke poke doggie, u kena very jialat in jail. whereas pussies are allowed to lick u but after lick u must pokepoke pussies or u get summon for the heavy petting and licking.

dunno what kind of law is this? how ppl keep petting with so many patterns, they also wanna bother. no wonder the old man now so lonely becos he cannot have petting or licking from doggies or pussies. poor chap!

new rules kick in jan-1. cannot pet or stroke bird violently in public.

Thought it is about couple petting!!!
"New petting rules" could well be excluded from hugging, kissing and touching...

i don know what new pettings rules is. If likes this, must taken care of pet birds at homes.

eatshitndie said:

new rules kick in jan-1. cannot pet or stroke bird violently in public.

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Nelson_Tan said:

i don know what new pettings rules is. If likes this, must taken care of pet birds at homes.

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singapore now like becuming north korea and also like becuming iran. if caught petting birdie, birdie gets chop chop.

I thinks keeps pettings doggies better and nicers and easier. Doggies more stronger and friendier. Cats so more troubles and problemetics and emotioning.

leetahbar said:

yalor, different rules apply if u keeping doggies or pussies. doggies not allow to lick u and if u poke poke doggie, u kena very jialat in jail. whereas pussies are allowed to lick u but after lick u must pokepoke pussies or u get summon for the heavy petting and licking.

dunno what kind of law is this? how ppl keep petting with so many patterns, they also wanna bother. no wonder the old man now so lonely becos he cannot have petting or licking from doggies or pussies. poor chap!

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does nelson tan allow others to petpet him?

I not a pet but i likes to be togather in Freddie and mine good friends, Alan and Leslie. There are mine good buddys.

leetahbar said:

does nelson tan allow others to petpet him?

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Nelson_Tan said:

I not a pet but i likes to be togather in Freddie and mine good friends, Alan and Leslie. There are mine good buddys.

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actually ur good buddies can also double up as good pets

During my time, "petting" means that you cannot stroke her below the navel.

During my time, "oversight" means you forgot to do something. Today, to "oversight" means you have to supervise whatever needs to be oversighted.

I no understand which says you.

Confuseous said:

During my time, "petting" means that you cannot stroke her below the navel.

During my time, "oversight" means you forgot to do something. Today, to "oversight" means you have to supervise whatever needs to be oversighted.

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Nelson_Tan said:

I no understand which says you.

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mmmph..

me understand, not you

understand what thing?

MasterYoda said:

mmmph..

me understand, not you

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Nelson_Tan said:

understand what thing?

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under the stand that thing lah, Nel!

The thing under the stand? Master Yoda cans explaineing? He spoking funnily.

leetahbar said:

under the stand that thing lah, Nel!

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Nelson_Tan said:

The thing under the stand? Master Yoda cans explaineing? He spoking funnily.

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lukeNELSON skywalkerTAN, u put that thing under, sure stands hard hard. now u under(got)stand?

Puts what thing under? Now I hareing got Star wars part seven are comings sooner. I hoped to watches at Freddy and Leslie and Alan on dark cinema who can giveing loud clears sound systems.

leetahbar said:

lukeNELSON skywalkerTAN, u put that thing under, sure stands hard hard. now u under(got)stand?

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the new petting rule states that you have to start with fingering and then ass-rimming.

Nelson_Tan said:

i don know what new pettings rules is. If likes this, must taken care of pet birds at homes.

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Nelson_Tan said:

Puts what thing under? Now I hareing got Star wars part seven are comings sooner. I hoped to watches at Freddy and Leslie and Alan on dark cinema who can giveing loud clears sound systems.

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u must go eat more bananas then u under the stand better