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Proof that the Chinese are idiots

Leongsam

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Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."
 

tonychat

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Sinkies are worse.

chinese way of speaking english?
 
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erection2015

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what in hell is bad about this?....sounds like a nice and unforgettable type of holiday experience on offer.


Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."
 

eErotica69

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
Sam andTonychat, you both chumps. Do you really believe this write up is true?

I would say bad translation yes, but there are too many bad translationthat conicdentally refers to sex, which make it look obvious that this article is fake. Someone further amended the content.
 

Leongsam

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Sam andTonychat, you both chumps. Do you really believe this write up is true?

I would say bad translation yes, but there are too many bad translationthat conicdentally refers to sex, which make it look obvious that this article is fake. Someone further amended the content.

It's humor you twit. Nobody asks if humor is true. It's written for entertainment.
 

Leongsam

High Order Twit / Low SES subject
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Yeah very humourous!!

Your article says is Proof! Not joke.

The title of the article is "Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel"

The "proof that Chinese are....." part was added by me for obvious reasons.
 

The_Hypocrite

Alfrescian (Inf)
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When was the brochure published? like 10 years ago? I mean surely the english in china for 5 star hotels etc would have improved by now....
 

laksaboy

Alfrescian (Inf)
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Blame it on Tiongs' poor command of the English language.

drinking-chinese-soup.jpg
:biggrin:
 

kingrant

Alfrescian
Loyal
Absolutely agree Chinese are idiots. You will never find Malays making such mistakes. If they dont know Engreesh well, they will just use Bahasa Melayu.

Of cos there will be some people who will say that Malays make such mistakes all the time and nobody commented on them whereas when the Chinese makes only one mistake, the whole world sits up and notices it and makes comments.
 
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