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    Default Re: Erection Cumming! ...

    This will be a keenly contested GE..

    Johore will be the hottest battle ground..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollusk View Post
    Now no goverment, so consider under martial law ?
    You must be stupid to equate the govt and the law.

    Parliament and govt is dissolved means cannot pass new laws. But current laws are still in effect.

    Civil servants still exists to run the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loofydralb View Post
    You must be stupid to equate the govt and the law.

    Parliament and govt is dissolved means cannot pass new laws. But current laws are still in effect.

    Civil servants still exists to run the country.
    Thats why i ask. No need to be rude mah..
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    Default Ah Jib finally dissolves Parliament in Mudland

    The prime minister finally announced the dissolution of Parliament today, paving the way for the much awaited 13th general election.

    Speaking on national television TV1 at 11.30am, Datuk Seri Najib Razak said he received Yang Di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Abdul Halim Mu'adzam Shah's consent for the dissolution at Istana Negara earlier in the day.

    "I have sought an audience with the King and the King has consented to the dissolution of the 12th Parliament on April 3 in accordance to the Federal Constitution. With this I urge all state leaders to seek an audience with the respective rulers to obtain their consent to do the same to facilitate simultaneous elections.

    "Today, four years ago on April 3, 2009, I took an oath to shoulder the responsibility (of leading the country) and during that time, the deputy prime minister, the cabinet ministers and I have executed changes based on the 1Malaysia concept and the National Transformation Policy. We have witnessed that over these four years, Malaysians have prospered under these policies," said Najib in his speech.

    The legislative assemblies of all states, except Sarawak, are also dissolved to facilitate simultaneous elections.

    The Election Commission is expected to make an announcement later today on when it will be meeting to decide the dates for nomination and polling.
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    "When we face problems, we acknowledge them publicly, and deal with them. We don't pretend there's no problem, no comments, studying the matter, thinking about it, will clarify one day. We settle now! You lie low hoping the public will forget the issue, and the issue will go away, the public will forget you, and might as well go away."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuailan View Post
    Attachment 9857

    This can only happened in KL!
    Malaysia BOLEH!!!
    Maybe they were erectiing an overhead bridge?
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    "When we face problems, we acknowledge them publicly, and deal with them. We don't pretend there's no problem, no comments, studying the matter, thinking about it, will clarify one day. We settle now! You lie low hoping the public will forget the issue, and the issue will go away, the public will forget you, and might as well go away."
    - PM Lee

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    Default Re: Erection Cumming! ...

    What are you talking about? I have erection everyday!
    还我河山

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    They are erecting some scaffolding right? But is that the correct word to use ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuailan View Post
    Attachment 9857

    This can only happened in KL!
    Malaysia BOLEH!!!

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    Malaysian Prime Minister leads his cabinet and 10,000 cyclists on bike ride


    http://road.cc/content/news/80079-ma...ists-bike-ride

    Malaysia’s Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, has spent his final day in office ahead of a forthcoming general election leading thousands of his fellow citizens on a 12-kilometre bike ride, the 1Malaysia Patriotic Cycle, in Putrajaya, 25 kilometres south of capital city Kuala Lumpur.

    Najib, who was joined by his wife and members of his cabinet in the 45-minute ride, which took in Putrajaya boulevard and Putrajaya lake and was expected to attract 10,000 cyclists, used the occasion to reflect on his latest four-year term in a speech to riders after the event, reports The Star.

    "I am thankful, honoured and humbled to have bore this responsibility, to offer my service according to the best of my ability,” he said. "Together with the Cabinet and the civil servant teams, we are determined to take Malaysia to a greater height.

    "If we are given a mandate for another five years, we will carry on this journey to the very end in Putrajaya," he added.

    The city holds mass cycle events on the third Sunday of each month, and while attending one of those last month the prime minister told 15,000 attendees that exercise such as cycling had an important role to play in countering unwanted effects of the country’s rapid economic progress such as obesity and diabetes.

    Notwithstanding that, no bike ride would be complete without cake, and after today’s event, which took place on the fourth anniversary of his current term beginning, Najib was presented with one to mark the occasion, as well as a framed photograph of the cyclists outside his official residence.

    Whether voters will ask him to saddle up for another term or get on his bike remains to be seen.

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    Default Re: Erection Cumming! ...

    erection commission gonna make announcemen on nomination n polling dates 2day ...

    cumming soon ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Default Re: Erection Cumming! ...

    Itu election sure manyak twists and turns binya. Let's sit back and enjoy the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Equalisation View Post
    Itu election sure manyak twists and turns binya. Let's sit back and enjoy the fun.
    msia erections sure mor interesting 2 c dan sinkielan erections ...

    u got buy ur chivas atau heineken oredi? ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by po2wq View Post
    msia erections sure mor interesting 2 c dan sinkielan erections ...

    u got buy ur chivas atau heineken oredi? ...
    Sudah panggil susilee (minah current) pergi beli yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Equalisation View Post
    Sudah panggil susilee (minah current) pergi beli yesterday.
    u got teach ur susilee how 2 scrub ur green moss oredi? ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    ge13 ...

    nomination day - 20 apr ...

    polling day - 5 may ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by po2wq View Post
    ...

    polling day - 5 may ...
    if u stay in msia, iz time 2 stock up ... go buy rice, canned fud, eggs n fill up ur fridge close 2 5 may ...

    make plans 2 dun haf 2 go 2 msia on 5 may nite n 6 may ...

    sel ur msian stoks if u tink bn wil perform worserer or perish ... buy msian stoks if u tink bn wil perform betterer or thrash opps ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by po2wq View Post
    if u stay in msia, iz time 2 stock up ... go buy rice, canned fud, eggs n fill up ur fridge close 2 5 may ...

    make plans 2 dun haf 2 go 2 msia on 5 may nite n 6 may ...

    sel ur msian stoks if u tink bn wil perform worserer or perish ... buy msian stoks if u tink bn wil perform betterer or thrash opps ...
    shortin ze bursa now ... !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clone View Post
    shortin ze bursa now ... !
    warao eh! ...

    u c ah najib no up! ...

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    a comparison of manifestos ...

    Pakatan RakyatBarisan Nasional
    Increase O&G royalty to 20% vs 5% currentlyIncrease BR1M to RM1,200
    Lower petrol and diesel pricesIncrease book voucher to RM300
    Reduce electricity tariffsAttract RM1.3 tn of investments
    Lower water chargesCreate 3.3 mn new jobs
    Abolish tollsPublic disclosure of government contracts
    New salary scheme for civil servantsTransformative salary scheme for civil servants
    Abolish Monopolies, from telcos to Astro, rice prices and sugar pricesLower band fees by 20%
    Abolish excise duty on cars over five yearsReduce car prices by 20-30%
    Build 150k affordable homesBuild 1 mn affordable homes
    Free higher education, subsidised for privateFair race mix of civil servants
    Depoliticise MACCElevate MACC to higher level
    Only individual taxi permitsIncrease individual taxi permits
    Higher portion of revenue for FELDA settlersNo stamp fees for first-time home buyers
    Implement Bersih electoral reformsRM500 mn seed funding for the Indians

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by po2wq View Post
    a comparison of manifestos ...

    Pakatan RakyatBarisan Nasional
    Increase O&G royalty to 20% vs 5% currentlyIncrease BR1M to RM1,200
    Lower petrol and diesel pricesIncrease book voucher to RM300
    Reduce electricity tariffsAttract RM1.3 tn of investments
    Lower water chargesCreate 3.3 mn new jobs
    Abolish tollsPublic disclosure of government contracts
    New salary scheme for civil servantsTransformative salary scheme for civil servants
    Abolish Monopolies, from telcos to Astro, rice prices and sugar pricesLower band fees by 20%
    Abolish excise duty on cars over five yearsReduce car prices by 20-30%
    Build 150k affordable homesBuild 1 mn affordable homes
    Free higher education, subsidised for privateFair race mix of civil servants
    Depoliticise MACCElevate MACC to higher level
    Only individual taxi permitsIncrease individual taxi permits
    Higher portion of revenue for FELDA settlersNo stamp fees for first-time home buyers
    Implement Bersih electoral reformsRM500 mn seed funding for the Indians
    So many promise how many actually can be done ??
    Save the Earth

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    porn star not standing 4 erection ...




    Dr Chua Soi Lek, president of the Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA), will not contest the upcoming general election to allow for new leaders to emerge to keep the party relevant.

    "The coming 13th general election is a mother of all elections and the party has assembled a credible team of candidates," he said in a statement on Thursday.

    Nearly half the MCA's candidates will be fresh faces, he said.

    The MCA, a senior partner in the ruling Barisan Nasional coalition, will face a hard fight by the opposition Pakatan Rakyat in the battle for Chinese votes. The MCA contested 40 parliamentary seats in the 2008 general election but won only 15.

    "I will be leading the charge in the election campaign running up to the polls but will not be offering myself as a candidate," said Dr Chua, who had resigned as a Cabinet Minister and did not contest the 2008 polls after being secretly filmed in a sex video.

    There was speculation earlier that he might make a comeback to contest this election.

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
    ...


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