The battle is on.
Workers' Party will attract big crowds, with more people at their rally than the entire population of Punggol East
PAP will attract, no, will bus in spectators to make crowd look bigger, offer free meal boxes
Desmond and Kenneth will attract curious onlookers, enough spectators to form a basketball, maybe, football team.
Son of Punggol will win the by-election with largest minority - less than 50% of the vote, daughter of Punggol will savour the experience and two jokers will lose their deposits
All this is blind guessing, one thing is sure - unlike handsome and charming male fox Michael Palmer, all four candidates are fat and ugly and unlikely to cheat.
I know, I am fat too.
Workers' Party will attract big crowds, with more people at their rally than the entire population of Punggol East
PAP will attract, no, will bus in spectators to make crowd look bigger, offer free meal boxes
Desmond and Kenneth will attract curious onlookers, enough spectators to form a basketball, maybe, football team.
Son of Punggol will win the by-election with largest minority - less than 50% of the vote, daughter of Punggol will savour the experience and two jokers will lose their deposits
All this is blind guessing, one thing is sure - unlike handsome and charming male fox Michael Palmer, all four candidates are fat and ugly and unlikely to cheat.
I know, I am fat too.