FROM www.skepticsannotatedbible.com.........................
GENESIS....................
### God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day.............. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5
### Plants are made on the third day................. before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (1:14-19). 1:11
### Cain is worried after killing Abel and says, "Every one who finds me shall slay me."........... This is a strange concern since there were only two other humans alive at the time -- his parents! 4:14
### God decides to kill all living things because the human imagination is evil............ Later (8:21), after he kills everything, he promises never to do it again because the human imagination is evil. 6:5
***** Noah is told to make an ark that is 450 feet long............a little too small for so many animals, don't you think? 6:14-15
***** Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land just seven days after the Flood, the dove returns with an olive leaf................... But how could an olive tree survive the flood? 8:8-11
### Abraham feeds God and three angels................even God and angels go hungry???!!! 18:1-4
### Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters got their father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each bears a son!!!................. Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38
From EXODUS......................enjoy............
### The Israelite population went from 70 or 75 to several million in a few hundred years..............were the Israelites actually rabbits in disguise.............??? 1:5,7, 12:37, 38:26
### The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd millennium BCE. (BBC: The tale of the basket) 2:3
### God decides to kill Moses because his son had not been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his wife Zipporah did it for him and God let Moses live........................ This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26
( if God hates foreskin so much...........why the hell did the old fool create foreskins in the first place ???!!! )
### God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder of little children............. the old psychopath...........10:2
### God tells the Israelites to smear some blood on their doors so when he's killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to kill their children too............... the old psychopath is getting senile.... 12:7, 13
### Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can see God and live. 19:21
### Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he does permit a peek at his "back parts."..........God is showing his butt.........!!! 33:23
###***### "And the Lord repented of the evil which he though to do unto his people.".................. But how could a good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14
God >> Adulterer or Rapist ?
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so God knocked Mary up.................if with her permission then he's an adulterer lor !
if no permission, then he's a freaking rapist !
tio boh ?
my heart goes out to Joseph................God made him a cuckold and he had to raise someone else's bastard...............aiyoh.............pitiful bugger..............
GENESIS....................
### God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day.............. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). 1:3-5
### Plants are made on the third day................. before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (1:14-19). 1:11
### Cain is worried after killing Abel and says, "Every one who finds me shall slay me."........... This is a strange concern since there were only two other humans alive at the time -- his parents! 4:14
### God decides to kill all living things because the human imagination is evil............ Later (8:21), after he kills everything, he promises never to do it again because the human imagination is evil. 6:5
***** Noah is told to make an ark that is 450 feet long............a little too small for so many animals, don't you think? 6:14-15
***** Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land just seven days after the Flood, the dove returns with an olive leaf................... But how could an olive tree survive the flood? 8:8-11
### Abraham feeds God and three angels................even God and angels go hungry???!!! 18:1-4
### Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters got their father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each bears a son!!!................. Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38
From EXODUS......................enjoy............
### The Israelite population went from 70 or 75 to several million in a few hundred years..............were the Israelites actually rabbits in disguise.............??? 1:5,7, 12:37, 38:26
### The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd millennium BCE. (BBC: The tale of the basket) 2:3
### God decides to kill Moses because his son had not been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his wife Zipporah did it for him and God let Moses live........................ This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26
( if God hates foreskin so much...........why the hell did the old fool create foreskins in the first place ???!!! )
### God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder of little children............. the old psychopath...........10:2
### God tells the Israelites to smear some blood on their doors so when he's killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to kill their children too............... the old psychopath is getting senile.... 12:7, 13
### Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can see God and live. 19:21
### Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he does permit a peek at his "back parts."..........God is showing his butt.........!!! 33:23
###***### "And the Lord repented of the evil which he though to do unto his people.".................. But how could a good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14
God >> Adulterer or Rapist ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
so God knocked Mary up.................if with her permission then he's an adulterer lor !
if no permission, then he's a freaking rapist !
tio boh ?
my heart goes out to Joseph................God made him a cuckold and he had to raise someone else's bastard...............aiyoh.............pitiful bugger..............
