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    not suprisingly... if hes real.. he bleed red blood and hes human that drink red wine and eat bread....why cant he get horny??? and if hes horny he find a girl and bang....

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    The next good Question to ask:
    How would it affect xtians and their understanding of their faith if Jesus was married?
    If the Bible is 100% factually accurate, then Galileo is wrong.

    The Earth revolves around the Sun.

    Therefore the Bible is not 100% factually accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toronto View Post
    The next good Question to ask:
    How would it affect xtians and their understanding of their faith if Jesus was married?
    Those xtians will commit mass sucide

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrcboi View Post
    not suprisingly... if hes real.. he bleed red blood and hes human that drink red wine and eat bread....why cant he get horny??? and if hes horny he find a girl and bang....
    Unless he's a gay

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    For Xtians like St Conqueror (aka Snake Talker),
    The impact is the slightest or none, whether Jesus was married or not is not going to affect the ticket to heaven(salvation) he believed he is holding.

    Xtians like St Conqueror, their uttermost concern is their own salvation. Whether the bible approved and encouraged slavery, sex trading and raping, not very important to them.
    If the Bible is 100% factually accurate, then Galileo is wrong.

    The Earth revolves around the Sun.

    Therefore the Bible is not 100% factually accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drifter View Post
    Unless he's a gay
    Haha, St Paul was a man. The 12 apostles were all men.

    In here, St Conqueror is a gay pastor.
    If the Bible is 100% factually accurate, then Galileo is wrong.

    The Earth revolves around the Sun.

    Therefore the Bible is not 100% factually accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drifter View Post
    Unless he's a gay
    if hes gay he find a guy...i thought that contradict??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toronto View Post
    The next good Question to ask:
    How would it affect xtians and their understanding of their faith if Jesus was married?
    The Catholic Church shall be affected the most!
    So, can monks and nuns have relationship and perhaps get married?
    Then, can monks and nuns inter-married among themselves?
    If the Bible is 100% factually accurate, then Galileo is wrong.

    The Earth revolves around the Sun.

    Therefore the Bible is not 100% factually accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toronto View Post
    The Catholic Church shall be affected the most!
    So, can monks and nuns have relationship and perhaps get married?
    Then, can monks and nuns inter-married among themselves?
    if humans are created to procreate...why cant monks and nuns get married? isnt that contradicts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrcboi View Post
    if humans are created to procreate...why cant monks and nuns get married? isnt that contradicts?
    It's against nature that human cannot have sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by drifter View Post
    It's against nature that human cannot have sex
    Agreed...and once again it contradicts.............tsk tsk

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrcboi View Post
    if hes gay he find a guy...i thought that contradict??
    Religions are always contradicting itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by drifter View Post
    Religions are always contradicting itself
    There is one chap here Conqueror that called himself Saint, contradicted himself, the bible and universal phenomenon very badly!
    He said marriage and procreation are specifical christianic traits.
    Ask him this, his parents or near forefathers angmo christians?

    People living under the biblical WELL always have such absurd mentality.
    If the Bible is 100% factually accurate, then Galileo is wrong.

    The Earth revolves around the Sun.

    Therefore the Bible is not 100% factually accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toronto View Post
    There is one chap here Conqueror that called himself Saint, contradicted himself, the bible and universal phenomenon very badly!
    He said marriage and procreation are specifical christianic traits.
    Ask him this, his parents or near forefathers angmo christians?

    People living under the biblical WELL always have such absurd mentality.


    Cant help it...its just a cursed blood spell.........they twist around...play mind games...diverted and still dont go back to the basics...round and round ........just like the phone users.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrcboi View Post
    ....why cant he get horny??? and if hes horny he find a girl and bang....
    I thought he had a regular prostitute called Mary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leongsam View Post
    I thought he had a regular prostitute called Mary.
    Ask any geylang cheongsters do they settle for one prostitute ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toronto View Post
    There is one chap here Conqueror that called himself Saint, contradicted himself, the bible and universal phenomenon very badly!
    He said marriage and procreation are specifical christianic traits.
    Ask him this, his parents or near forefathers angmo christians?

    People living under the biblical WELL always have such absurd mentality.
    That idiot conqueror can't even think straight and always imagine that he heard voices and he think is the chosen by his imaginary friend . Even can argue a snake could talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leongsam View Post
    I thought he had a regular prostitute called Mary.
    Mary not his Lao Bu meh? Incest? This new finding by you is shocking!
    Courtesy begins with me
    Where the fuck is AK and cruxx?!

    kopisai, go give dog fuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I_Hate_Pappies View Post
    Mary not his Lao Bu meh? Incest? This new finding by you is shocking!
    Have sex with lau bu ? That's also against nature

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    Quote Originally Posted by I_Hate_Pappies View Post
    Mary not his Lao Bu meh? Incest? This new finding by you is shocking!
    She was a disciple you twit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene

    Your lack of general knowledge is shocking.

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