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Thai Buddhist group: Steve Jobs already reincarnated as a celestial being

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<small style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-size: 1em; line-height: 1em; ">August 31, 2012, 11:27 PM SGT</small>


Thai Group Says Steve Jobs Reincarnated as Warrior-Philosopher

By James Hookway

KHLONG LUANG, Thailand – When Apple Inc founder Steve Jobs died after a long fight with cancer last year, software engineer Tony Tseung sent an email to a Buddhist group in Thailand to find out what happened to his old boss now that he’s no longer of this world.

This month, Mr. Tseung received his answer. Mr. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he’s living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple’s Cupertino, California headquarters.

Mr. Jobs’s death unleashed a wave of grief across the world when he died last October. From Shanghai to Sydney to New York, admirers of his iconic devices laid flowers and lit candles to mourn his passing. Some commentators described the outpouring as an homage to a kind of secular prophet whose innovations changed the ways millions of people live their lives, strengthening the appeal of a brand which already was approaching cult-like status.

Some of Mr. Jobs’s admirers in Malaysia later gathered on a tropical island and in a religious ceremony each took a bite from an apple before flinging the fruit into the sea in a bid to speed up his reincarnation.

Now, Phra Chaibul Dhammajayo, abbot at the Dhammakaya Temple here just north of Bangkok, claims Mr. Jobs has already been reborn.

“After Steve Jobs passed away, he was reincarnated as a divine being with a special knowledge and appreciation for science and the arts,” the Dhammakaya leader said in the first of a series of sermons beamed to hundreds of thousands of the group’s followers around the world.

Phra Chaibul’s claims are impossible to corroborate, and his sermons have unleashed significant criticism, including from some skeptics who suspect he is just trying to get attention to help with fundraising. Among other things, he has said the reincarnated Mr. Jobs spends much of his time lounging in a glass palace resembling an Apple store. Phra Chaibul also has said the being formerly known as Steve Jobs is attended by 20 servants, who seem to resemble the Apple store ‘Geniuses’ who help customers set up their iPhones and other devices here on earth.

Senior monks at the Dhammakaya Temple declined requests for comment.

Either way, it’s not surprising that 68-year-old Phra Chaibul (the ‘Phra’ is a religious title) has latched onto the Jobs phenomenon. Many Thais are well aware of the interest Mr. Jobs had in Buddhism. Biographies of the former Apple chief were translated into the local language and took up entire shelves in local bookstores, while dozens of local magazines featured him on their covers.

Apple’s mantra of using technology to bring people closer together also dovetails neatly with the teachings of the orange-robed monks at the Dhammakaya Temple. They preach a worldly, tech-savvy form of Buddhism which instructs worshipers that it isn’t a sin to grow rich, as long as they contribute a chunk of their earnings to the Dhammakaya cause.

At the group’s headquarters here in Khlong Luang, a little north of Bangkok, tens of thousands of worshipers flock each weekend to a giant flying saucer-shaped structure surrounded by a vast network of airport-like corridors and meeting halls that’s comparable in size to the Pentagon. Anthropologists frequently liken the Dhammakaya group to Christian televangelists operating in countries such as the U.S., Brazil and the Philippines.

“The Dhammakaya Temple identifies itself as a ‘modern temple for a modern age,’” Rachelle Scott at the University of Tennessee wrote in a recent book on Thai religious movements. “It chooses to present itself as modern in select ways, whether by employing a contemporary aesthetic, using new technologies, or re-interpreting key doctrines and practices through a modern lens.”

But by adopting Mr. Jobs to help spread its theology, the Dhammakaya group has certainly raised eyebrows, including upsetting some Buddhists.

Other Buddhist leaders disapprove of Phra Chaibul’s sermons, which are titled “Where Is Steve Jobs?” They say they are a stunt designed to lure more followers to Dhammakaya’s vast sanctuary. “Even if it is true, it is just showing off and has nothing to do with Lord Buddha’s teachings,” said one prominent religious authority, Phra Payom Kallayano.

Another revered scholar and temple abbot, Phra Paisal Visalo, told local media here that he is worried that many more people will follow Mr. Tseung, the software engineer at Apple in California, by seeking Dhammakaya’s help in contacting deceased friends and relatives.

An Apple spokeswoman declined to comment on the matter. But some Dhammakaya followers urged Phra Chaibul to persevere with his teachings, even if, as one worshiper, Praweena Soijit, says, “they are difficult for some people to understand.”

Sporting a shaved head and over-sized glasses, Phra Chaibul, a soft-spoken trained economist, advises students to closely analyze Mr. Jobs’s life so they can better understand their own role in this world, and beyond. Perfection of the kind symbolized by Apple’s phones and other gadgets, he intones, can only be attained by many cycles of trial and error.

“Once Steve Jobs began work on something, he was determined to get it done to the best of his ability,” Phra Chaibul said in one sermon. “No problems or obstacles could come between him and his work. On the contrary, problems and obstacles only spurred him on to succeed.”

That grittiness helped Apple become the world’s most valuable company, even before the launch of its next iPhone model, expected in September.

The spiritual rewards also appear to be worth the effort, at least according to Phra Chaibul. He says that Mr. Jobs now enjoys sleeping on a floating hover-bed, and when he thinks of a piece of music he would like to hear, it automatically plays. If he is hungry, an aide quickly brings him a tasty treat.

“Everything is high-tech, beautiful, and simple, exactly the way he likes it, and he is filled with great excitement and amazement,” Phra Chaibul says. In fact, the technology surrounding the reincarnated Mr. Jobs works so seamlessly that he has no reason to “bare his canine teeth” or otherwise exercise the hot temper for which he was known on earth.

What’s more, Mr. Jobs was reborn in a younger, more handsome form. Phra Chaibul says he now appears to be around 35 to 40 years old, with a full head of hair. Artist renderings accompanying Phra Chaibul’s lectures show a rejuvenated Mr. Jobs living in a photo-shopped, air-brushed utopia where he hangs out with other sprites and revels in the achievements of friends and colleagues he left behind on earth.

Phra Paisal, who runs a famous temple in Chaiyaphum province, wonders how Phra Chaibul knows all this. “Did he even know Steve Jobs?” he asked.

Phra Chaibul last week offered a few clues in his latest broadcast. Mr. Jobs, he said, has also lived several past lives – bolstering his chances of progressing to a higher plane by, among other things, planning irrigation systems and designing temples, before finally securing his new incarnation by coming up with the iPhone.


– Wilawan Watcharasakwet contributed to this article.
 

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Mr. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he’s living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple’s Cupertino, California headquarters.


Wat a load of crap:rolleyes:
 

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This part you left out, it is rather hilarious, SAMSUNG Beware!, ha ha ha ha : quote "The account even goes into great detail about Jobs’ everyday life as a reincarnated “Earth sprite.” Jobs’ bed, for example, “has a simple but elegant design and it floats in the air. Whenever he feels like listening to a favorite song, the song comes on automatically without any need for electricity or equipment like the way things are in the Human Realm. Whenever he feels like eating, his attendants will bring him a favorite dish without having to be asked. It can be said that everything in the celestial castle is perfect and hi-tech and it fulfills his every need to his utmost satisfaction.” (Watch the US Patent Office for a mysterious patent for a method for listening to music “without any need for electricity or equipment.”)
Read more at http://www.cultofmac.com/188407/is-apple-haunted/#Kljf7GJEgRWw4LMM.99"
 

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Are they affiliated? and attending both, can one see Nirvana?

Not sure if Con Hee's crossover project managed to reach thailand bo...
If you attend both you will attain zombieship in double quick time....not to mention your wealth and assets also 'donated' even faster.
 

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The temple Wat Pra Dhammakaya is also commonly known as Wat Thamakai to most Thais. Its like 3km from my office/factory. Followers are massive, I mean massive massive all over the world. They have their own satellite channel propagating their teachings throughout the world. Buddhist monks serving in the temples are not the normal "poor" monks many spotted with the latest Apple or Thinkpad notebooks, Montblanc pens, expensive watches because many used to be professionals like bankers, architects, engineers, professors, doctors, lawyers etc etc. When they construct buildings specifications are out of the world as the want their buildings to last a thousand years. One thing for sure, affordability is never discussed and they are good pay master. I am always very impressed with them.

Simply google and see the images you'll see what I mean.

Dhammakaya_Temple_A22.jpg
 

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You can always do a Hilarion Reading to check if someone (eg. passed on friend or relative) has already reincarnated, or when he/she plans to do so. You can also use the Hilarion Reading to check on the possible soul identities of your future (ie. unborn or even not-yet-conceived) children. And of course, you can use the Hilarion Reading to help you contact friends or relatives who have already passed on.
 

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The temple Wat Pra Dhammakaya is also commonly known as Wat Thamakai to most Thais. Its like 3km from my office/factory. Followers are massive, I mean massive massive all over the world. They have their own satellite channel propagating their teachings throughout the world. Buddhist monks serving in the temples are not the normal "poor" monks many spotted with the latest Apple or Thinkpad notebooks, Montblanc pens, expensive watches because many used to be professionals like bankers, architects, engineers, professors, doctors, lawyers etc etc. When they construct buildings specifications are out of the world as the want their buildings to last a thousand years. One thing for sure, affordability is never discussed and they are good pay master. I am always very impressed with them.

Simply google and see the images you'll see what I mean.

<img src="http://www.sammyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6312"/>

Look like a giant nipple !
 

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Wat Phra Dhammakaya (Thai: วัดพระธรรมกาย) is a Buddhist temple (wat) in Khlong Luang District, Pathum Thani Province north of Bangkok, Thailand.

Because of its unlawful and secret business, the temple has been placed in the black list of the organs hostile to the national security by the National Peacekeeping Council since 1991.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Phra_Dhammakaya
 
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Cruxx

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Third world cuntry just like Singapore. Don't know why so many sinkies like to visit or even relocate to Thailand. :rolleyes:
 

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You can always do a Hilarion Reading to check if someone (eg. passed on friend or relative) has already reincarnated, or when he/she plans to do so. You can also use the Hilarion Reading to check on the possible soul identities of your future (ie. unborn or even not-yet-conceived) children. And of course, you can use the Hilarion Reading to help you contact friends or relatives who have already passed on.

My dog just passed away 2 and a half month ago. I miss her very much. This Hilarion Reading can use to communicate with her? Very sad sial.
 

Froggy

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Wat Phra Dhammakaya (Thai: วัดพระธรรมกาย) is a Buddhist temple (wat) in Khlong Luang District, Pathum Thani Province north of Bangkok, Thailand.

Because of its unlawful and secret business, the temple has been placed in the black list of the organs hostile to the national security by the National Peacekeeping Council since 1991.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Phra_Dhammakaya

Wow you know about this also. Palace's marketing working so well.
 

Froggy

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Third world cuntry just like Singapore. Don't know why so many sinkies like to visit or even relocate to Thailand. :rolleyes:

Yah lor for losers like me who cannot stand the pressure of the First World Number One Country of Singapore I am shameful to run away to Thailand and now to Indonesia. Also I guess people like me likes to laze around most of time spending time in the many third world isolated beaches and mountains. Losers like us also probably cannot afford the first world highrise apartments so we kenna dump to the bottom landed houses in Thailand and got to slave on the grass and trees around the house. So know you know why Cruzz?
 
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wow !!! goodness me !!! didnt know this group is big ! that Big !
 
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