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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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holy jeesus one of the few times india is less fucked up than another country.
Insurance?
An extra smart guy was trying to pull the leg of insurance agent , and asks him : “Do you do Penis Insurance ?”
Agent : “Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance” .
Man : “You replace with a new one ?”
Agent : “No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life”
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A Jap in India
*Jap takes an auto-rickshaw to go to the airport.*
*On the way a HONDA overtakes. Japanese said "HONDA, made in JAPAN...very fast"*
*Next, a TOYOTA overtakes, and he said "TOYOTA, made in JAPAN...very fast too"*
*He arrives at the airport. He asked "How much?"*
*Driver said "Rs 800"*
*The shocked Japanese asked "Why so much?"*
*The driver replied "METER made in INDIA...very fast!!"*
An extra smart guy was trying to pull the leg of insurance agent , and asks him : “Do you do Penis Insurance ?”
Agent : “Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance” .
Man : “You replace with a new one ?”
Agent : “No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life”
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A Jap in India
*Jap takes an auto-rickshaw to go to the airport.*
*On the way a HONDA overtakes. Japanese said "HONDA, made in JAPAN...very fast"*
*Next, a TOYOTA overtakes, and he said "TOYOTA, made in JAPAN...very fast too"*
*He arrives at the airport. He asked "How much?"*
*Driver said "Rs 800"*
*The shocked Japanese asked "Why so much?"*
*The driver replied "METER made in INDIA...very fast!!"*
Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time.
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humour.
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humour.
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