World Class Singapore Straits Times: Damn You Autocorrect!

If you think Damn You Autocorrect (Web site dedicated to the funniest auto-corrected text messages) was funny, Singapore's Straits Times' story on Andre Iniesta, a Spanish footballer playing in Euro 2012, would make your sides split.

On Sunday July 1 2012, the Straits Times printed this fantastic article on page 50 of The Sunday Times:

- http://asia.cnet.com/blogs/singapore-straits-times-damn-you-autocorrect-62217347.htm

Not only in ST. Happens in Medicorp during news cast. Quite often, the live coverage clip is screwed up or the video mentioned by news reader is not sync with the news item. Dunno what the fucks are they doing in the control room. Or technicians all dumbfucks.

All you need to do to succeed as a 'journalist' in SPH/Mediacorp is to suck the PAP govt's dick at every turn.

Who cares about balanced reporting, honesty, facts, spelling and proofreading?

Sergio Ramos -> Serge Roams
Andrés Iniesta -> Andrews Anisette
Cesc Fàbregas -> Cyst Fibreglass
Lionel Messi -> Lineal Mess
Euro 2012 -> Hero 2012