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ode to the seaman's son...

erection2015

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clinton likes to smell my sock
besotted is a cheat
tony likes to suck my cock
BosSam's bike no seat

Drifter dont like to smoke grass
ah Ram is the best
hotbot drink beer very fast
erection is a pest
 

zeddy

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Asset
Zorro Lim is a Labour Chief
But he give Sinkie workers many griefs
Zorro Lim has a cheebye mouth
No wonder he's so uncouth

People Action Party
Think its so Mighty
Their logo is the Lightning
And they're ever so Cunning


Harry oh Harry
When will you up the Lorry?
Many people won't feel sorry
On the Day You up the Lorry
 

wikiphile

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Generous Asset
Daddy O and his ex comrades in a dance,
sold them all for just a couple of pence,
onwards he charted the murky waters,
found a city he did and claimed it was a gutter,
 

ZorrorroZ

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20120429.222547_filephoto-dpm_bg.jpg

a message of boost from the bald one
gonna spend seventy million in the long run
to make a program of growth so inclusive
that the workers will find it conducive

http://business.asiaone.com/Business/News/Story/A1Story20120430-342827.html
 

keling is shit

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tonychat :mad:
he is not just fat :p
loves a man in drag :confused:
he is closet fag:eek:
he always brag :rolleyes:
for angmor he wears a gag :biggrin:
oh what the heck :oIo:
 

wikiphile

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Generous Asset
This ode is getting too personal,
what the hell it is all intentional,
beshitted is a China Men loving pimp,
tonychat got molested by ladyboys bearing shrimps,
Kanina is a lousy troll,
ronron is a dirty PAP mole.
 

jw5

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as the ship sailed away from shore
zorro turned out to be a bore
some wanted to show him the door
but kapiten asked who will take care of his lampar's pore
 

jw5

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a sudden roar that made the ship shook
first mate baldy went to have a look
came back and reaassured it was no crook
merely zorro dressed as captain hook
 

jw5

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kapitan wanted to discuss transport fare
why were people concerned when the cupboard's not bare
but soon he realised nobody had a care
cos the sage one was showing off his neh neh
 

LumparChee

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MRT trains again come to a halt
we scratch our heads wondering whose fault
MIWs say one thing and then somersault
we show them the finger " Cheebye, don't talk cock ! "
 

ZorrorroZ

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new tourist attractions to include tunnels
meant to be used in the dark like funnels
when you cannot breath in broken trains
breaking windows will remove constrains
 

cunnilaubu

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Generous Asset
Hail you hail you, my dear kapitan
Many say you are no cunt
Why then would anyone give a fuck
Claim in your facebook that you suck!
 

cunnilaubu

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Generous Asset
Chonburifc say he will put on his thinking hat
Today he will make a comeback
But after taking a long long nap
He disappeared, oh what the heck!

And brother, why is that?
 
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Borat

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Budding poets aplenty here in Sammboy
With witty prose for us to enjoy
Anonymous members weaving words around
The depth, the feel which makes us astound
 

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
you try to write you do your best
you put in the work with so much zest
if you do well you'll pass the test
whats the 1st prize?..suck clinton's breast.

Budding poets aplenty here in Sammboy
With witty prose for us to enjoy
Anonymous members weaving words around
The depth, the feel which makes us astound
 

Borat

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In this forum, clinton666 is the king of PAP cock suckers
Born out of wedlock, his parents are world class fuckers
He was better at sex than anyone all he needs is a partner
Poor unwanted clinton666, now all he does is suck a PAP boner
 

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
whole day sitting like a log
going out now for a jog
later on you see my blog
clinton making out with a dog


In this forum, clinton666 is the king of PAP cock suckers
Born out of wedlock, his parents are world class fuckers
He was better at sex than anyone all he needs is a partner
Poor unwanted clinton666, now all he does is suck a PAP boner
 

ZorrorroZ

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Loyal
what happened to all the great prose?
why are we now talking about clinton's woes?
lets all get back to the kapitan's topic
for it does not bode us well to be myopic
 
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