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    Now that MHA is in the spotlight...lets look at some of the stupidest policemen who had screwed up their job.

    The 1st and 3rd case still not so bad, although stuoid but at least their "plan" has chance of sustaining a short period.

    The stupid one is the 2nd case. Only $1000 and share by the 2 of them. Kenna sack for $500 dollars. With this level of IQ, you can forget about them solving your case.

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    SINGAPORE: A former police staff sergeant has been sentenced to 10 weeks’ jail on Thursday.

    37—year—old Idris Makrob faced four counts of disciplinary offence under the Police Force Act, but the prosecution proceeded with two counts.

    At the time of the offence, Idris was serving at the Intelligence Division of the Criminal Investigation Department (CID).

    The court heard that in 2006, Idris started to frequent a pub known as Joudan Sing—A—Long at Changi Village Road and became acquainted with the pub’s five major shareholders.

    Between October 2007 and February 2008, Idris found out that a minor shareholder wanted to sell his stake worth about S$3,000.

    Idris took the opportunity to ask two of the five men if he could have a 2.5 per cent share within this stake, valued at S$1,500. The two major shareholders agreed and Idris paid them S$500.

    The court was told that Idris did not have to pay the full sum as he was deemed as someone who could provide "assistance" on matters relating to the operations of the pub, which had at that time employed Filipinos without valid work permits.

    Under the Act, Idris was under duty to seek permission from the Commissioner of Police to become a shareholder in the pub but he failed to do so. As such, he committed a disciplinary offence and was sentenced to 10 week’s jail on each of the two charges.

    The district judge ordered him to serve the sentences concurrently.

    In his mitigation, Idris expressed remorse and gave an account of how he was on a downward spiral after he was caught.

    After his arrest in June 2008, Idris’ second son died three weeks after he was born. Idris said his son’s death sent him into depression and during this period, he was interdicted from the police force.

    Then in February 2011, his marriage ended and his wife obtained custody of their eldest son. Devastated, Idris said he had no place to stay and ran out of money.

    He told the court it took almost four years for CPIB to conclude its investigation into his case and during this period, he took time to reflect. Idris said he was unable to withstand the "traumatic and excruciating period" while under investigation.

    In sentencing, the district judge said while he took Idris’ mitigation into consideration, he said the nature of the offence is serious. He told Idris that as a police officer, he was to have conducted himself in a professional manner, which he failed to do so.

    Idris could have been sentenced up to six months’ jail, a fine not exceeding S$1,000, or both.

    —CNA/ac


    TWO police sergeants who conspired to get their hands on a $1,000 wad of cash found at Nanyang Polytechnic in April 2008 were jailed on Thursday for attempting to cheat and providing false information. Abdul Aziz Abdul Majid, from the Bedok police division, had also logged onto the police database unlawfully.

    He was jailed a total of 10 months. His accomplice, fellow sergeant Nazir Ali Khan, 37, was jailed four months.

    In passing sentence, District Judge Jill Tan said that while it was inexcusable to cheat another person, it was disgraceful for the two sergeants to try to cheat another officer and get hold of the cash. Both men are appealing against the conviction and sentence.

    During the three-week trial, the court heard that Abdul Aziz was in financial difficulties when he went into the police database in April 2008 and discovered the Clementi division was holding $1,000 in its lost-and-found section. The 32-year-old then contacted Nazir and devised a plan to claim the cash for themselves. On April 4, he posed as a vending machine technician who had lost $1,000 three days earlier, and visited the Clementi police station. He lied that Nazir had informed him that the money had been found and was at the Clementi police division.

    The cash was never handed over and, in the ensuing investigation, Nazir was pulled up for an interview and told investigators that Abdul Aziz had lost $1,000 either at Nanyang Polytechnic or at Yio Chu Kang MRT station. He had merely called the Clementi police division to help his friend recover the money.

    Both Abdul Aziz and Nazir have been suspended from their duties.
    SINGAPORE: A former Police National Serviceman was sentenced to 18 months' jail on Wednesday for various offences, including accepting bribes to smuggle cigarettes to an inmate in the Subordinate Courts' lock-up.

    23-year-old Sulaiman Firdaus pleaded guilty to one count each of corruption, cheating and drug consumption.

    The court heard that Sulaiman was a Special Constable attached to the Police Subordinate Courts Unit at the time of his offence.

    Between May and June 2008, he befriended and exchanged telephone numbers with an inmate known as "Thomas", who was remanded at the Subordinate Courts' lock-up for his court hearing.

    Sulaiman later received a call from a person known as "Raz" to pass cigarettes to another inmate in the lock-up on the same day as "Thomas".

    The operations saw Sulaiman passing the items to the inmate, who would in turn hand them over to "Thomas".

    In return, Sulaiman received S$50.

    A similar incident took place a few months later, this time with the bribe increasing to S$150.

    Sulaiman, who is currently working as a part-time pub bouncer, was also involved in credit card fraud in April 2010, after he purchased an iPhone worth S$1,366 using counterfeit credit cards.

    He was also arrested on 31 August last year for consuming drugs.

    - CNA/al

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    All of them are muds. Of course 500 bucks is like a million to them. Of course they don't know how to plan properly cos they are dumb and of course it's chinese racism and malays are nice ppl.

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    This news confirm why certain NS roles cannot be performed by them...
    Life is about Payroll and Claims - $$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jah_rastafar_I View Post
    All of them are muds. Of course 500 bucks is like a million to them. Of course they don't know how to plan properly cos they are dumb and of course it's chinese racism and malays are nice ppl.
    Yeah right, Malays are nice people settling for $1k divided by 2. Chinese are smart people. They insist on more or otherwise, beat up you up or rape you.

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    This one only Cisco guard but he is much smarter...his IQ definitely higher

    SGD2 million!!!


    Suspect in S$2m theft from Certis Cisco extradited to Singapore
    By Cheryl Lim, Channel NewsAsia | Posted: 22 April 2009 0211 hrs
    SINGAPORE : A 28-year-old Malaysian, believed to be involved in the theft of S$2 million from Certis Cisco on April 12 this year, is now in police custody.

    Stanley Ong Beng Hock was extradited to Singapore on Tuesday evening after he was arrested in Malaysia by Malaysian Police on April 14.

    Singapore police said they have so far recovered $1.4 million of the stolen cash.

    The suspect will be charged in court on April 22.

    Police said his accomplice, Tan Chee Wey, has already been charged in court on April 14. - CNA /ls

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuiKia View Post
    This one only Cisco guard but he is much smarter...his IQ definitely higher

    SGD2 million!!!
    he's not even a police officer but he's obviously much smarter cos he isn't a mud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forvendet View Post
    Yeah right, Malays are nice people settling for $1k divided by 2. Chinese are smart people. They insist on more or otherwise, beat up you up or rape you.

    Don't talk nonsense ok ramseth. Why so many nicks? Are you insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jah_rastafar_I View Post
    Don't talk nonsense ok ramseth. Why so many nicks? Are you insane?
    Ramseth is insane or stupidest police or not, I don't know. People like you and JW5 are insane, I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forvendet View Post
    Ramseth is insane or stupidest police or not, I don't know. People like you and JW5 are insane, I'm sure.
    So why did you create so many nicks? You must have mulitple personality disorder.

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    A bit similar leh.


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    hey thats not very complimentary to shrek leh.



    Quote Originally Posted by BuiKia View Post
    A bit similar leh.

    Let a fool kiss you, but dont let a kiss fool you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuiKia View Post
    A bit similar leh.

    fucking hell.

    shrek and that ah pui mat police have the same expression. even the shorty mat and donkey have similar expression too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWave View Post
    fucking hell.

    shrek and that ah pui mat police have the same expression. even the shorty mat and donkey have similar expression too.
    shrek is 1000x better looking than that ah bui mat.

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    sinkie ogre force

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    Local cops are dumb or wat? Either go for these small money or for old pussy shared by many...damn low class poodles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPMorgan888 View Post
    Local cops are dumb or wat? Either go for these small money or for old pussy shared by many...damn low class poodles.
    my clone ramseth is also an ex-poodle who go for cheap fucks, free kopitiam foodcourt drinks/food and petty cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramseth (Inf) View Post
    my clone ramseth is also an ex-poodle who go for cheap fucks, free kopitiam foodcourt drinks/food and petty cash.
    So cheap....go for kopitiam? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuiKia View Post
    A bit similar leh.

    This is really funny buikia, I almost fall off my chair . . . upz you bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forvendet View Post
    Yeah right, Malays are nice people settling for $1k divided by 2. Chinese are smart people. They insist on more or otherwise, beat up you up or rape you.
    ya, at least better than ang mos or those stupid half ang mos. they will act like god to give u their share of money, then devised some sad stories or some god is great stories, and finally ending it with forcing you to go to their stupid timeshare scheme. in another words, they are worse than blood suckers.

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    There is nothing to do with race here. The word is "GREED"

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