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Tonychat RIP

scroobal

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Darwin (AP) — Tonychat, a Singaporean who aspired to start a new life in Australia after a false dawn in Thailand where he spent 10 years with nothing to show for it was found at a recycling site just outside Darwin.

Clad only in briefs with a Kangaroo imprint, the Singaporean was a well known identity in a number of social blogs covering Singapore. His death like his life remains a mystery and preliminary investigation has not suggested if the death is natural or suspicious.

Tony obtained a degree from an Australian institution but whether it is correspondence or otherwise could not be determined at press time.

Tony first came to the attention of netizens with his unusual form of spamming. Though the single same message was identical in every sense of the word, he took a lot of trouble re-wording it in each and every post. Just to be very clear, he has never in all these time raised any other issue.

Believed to have brought up in poorly cultured family, abuse was second nature to him. Unable to conduct a decent dialogue, abuse was the natural conduit for putting the same point across.

His manner of spamming was so unusual, the owner of well known and popular forum, "Sammyboy" known officially as Sam's AlfrescoHeaven was stumped, continued to be stumped and remains stumped on how to classify his conduct.

Sam in his exclusive interview with well regarded Adult Magazine "Petir" says that his stand on freedom of speech will remain as such. "Every man has an opinion and whether we like it or not is not my concern. I am determined to protect the right to offer an opinion by anyone visiting my forum. It should be known that Tony has not used profanities or suggested physical violence".

Ms Chua Lee Hoong, star columnist in the BDSM Times says that she is uncomfortable with people like Tony as he disrupts thread and prefectly running discourse on important and topical subjects. Ms Chua who is equally dispised by Netizens however feels that there is no comparison with her and Tony.

She says "I am well paid, have properties to my name, I meet people of high office, I have served Samosas to our PM who has penchant for it. As you can see in terms of material wealth, I have reached close to nirvana. There is no comparison."

Well known Singapore busybody, resident SBF forummer, well known bullshitter and egomaniac, who has been discredited on numerous occasions however suggest that Tony is in everyone of us. "We have failed on many occasions along life's long journey. It could be academic, marital , careerwise or even in simple social interactions but we have seen it every now and then. Tony is an excellent reminder to avoid that outcome".

President of Changi Village Carpark Users Association Robert "Nancy" Lim however feels strongly that Tony has been misjudged and we all losers for it. She explained that Tony is pure at heart. "A vegan who abhors the slaughter of innocent animals to satiate the greed of man, Tony showed me the way. He told me he never ever prejudged anyone. To him a hole is a hole and it does not need to follow convention"

Former Singapore Commisoner of Police Goh Yong Hong who uses the nom de plume "Golden Dragon" said it aptly when he suggested that no man can be far from his roots. " I can use any name or disguise I want but when I write, my inner self will remain and that can't change. My eye for the ladies especially SYTs are in my dna and I suspect it is in Tony's dna. He can't change."

So why does this man has so much venom for his fellow Singaporeans? Why he could not express himself despite having been given so much opportunity over many years? The Darwin Monitor helmed by former Singapore Journalistic stalwart, S Ballijee intends to find out. Stay tuned.
 

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the poor sod was handicapped by very limited vocabulary....which arose from poor learning skills.


Darwin (AP) — Tonychat is a Sinkie. Why could he not express himself despite having been given so much opportunity over many years ? The Darwin Monitor helmed by former Singapore Journalistic stalwart, S Ballijee intends to find out. Stay tuned.
 

Ramseth

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Former Singapore Commisoner of Police Goh Yong Hong who uses the nom de plume "Golden Dragon" said it aptly when he suggested that no man can be far from his roots. " I can use any name or disguise I want but when I write, my inner self will remain and that can't change. My eye for the ladies especially SYTs are in my dna and I suspect it is in Tony's dna. He can't change."

Former CP GYH, a dog meat aficionado and regular patron at a certain unofficially licensed Geylang dog meat eatery, banished Tonychat from Geylang to Changi Village. Tonychat had been in Changi Village ever since trying to figure out how to swim to Thailand. So sad to hear about his passing. RIP.

BTW, Golden Dragon isn't former CP GYH. GYH loves dog meat. That's how the Geylang dog meat eatery got it's unofficial licensing.
 
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The first thing Tonychat did when he landed in Australia was to have a boxing duel with a Kangaroo.. Unfortunately he lost the fight..:(
 

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Darwin (AP) — Tonychat, a Singaporean who aspired to start a new life in Australia after a false dawn in Thailand where he spent 10 years with nothing to show for it was found at a recycling site just outside Darwin.



I am deeply saddened to learn of Tonychat's unglamorous demise at a waste disposal site far away from his native birthplace. It must have been very poignant, to die atop the very pile of rubbish he spent so many years of his prime spewing in internet forums.

Tony was one of my best friends. I remember he used to say how smelly my shit was because I did not follow a vegetarian diet. My fondest recollections of my friendship with him was listening to his long diatribe about the idiotic, puerile behaviour of "sinkees", his favourite term for what he deemed the lowest form of life on the planet. We would sit for hours under the evening sun at East Coast park, and he would dance and spit on a rude image of the national flag he had carved out of the wet sand with his bare hands.

There was once, I fondly recall, when a group of us threw him a big bash to celebrate his return from Thailand just before the fighting between the reds and yellows had broken out. He sauntered into the house wearing a red shirt and chanting slogans in Thai and saying how he would fight the rebels with his bare fists. The whole bunch of us broke out in shouts and cheers so loud the entire constituency could hear us.

Once, my daughter had a math question she could not solve. You guessed it, tony came to our rescue. He condemned the uselessness of our teachers, our education system, and sinkees in general, then proceeded to help my daughter with her homework saying how easy it was so him and how he could do it when he was half my girl's age. My girl was so glad for his help, even though her teacher later gave her a big fat zero.

I will remember Tony my dear friend for all eternity. And whenever I visit the public loo I will not forget to knock on the door of the dude in the next cubicle and say, "Your shit smelly right? Who ask you dun be vegetarian?"
 

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scroobal

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I got this funny feeling you do not know how our Lau Hero looks like. Possibly the most handsome guy in the civil service.

Former CP GYH, a dog meat aficionado and regular patron at a certain unofficially licensed Geylang dog meat eatery, banished Tonychat from Geylang to Changi Village. Tonychat had been in Changi Village ever since trying to figure out how to swim to Thailand. So sad to hear about his passing. RIP.

BTW, Golden Dragon isn't former CP GYH. GYH loves dog meat. That's how the Geylang dog meat eatery got it's unofficial licensing.
 

Ramseth

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I got this funny feeling you do not know how our Lau Hero looks like. Possibly the most handsome guy in the civil service.

He handed me my warrant card at my POP, ate dog meat and played mahjong with me even after I resigned. Yes, he's very handsome. Classic Teochew handsome like me. He went through PA and PC too. But he skipped over Cpl. and Sgt. direct to Insp. after that and all the way to CP. He was one the top SS fighters who managed to balance between cleaning up SS so that streets are safe for aunties and kept a residual token remnant of SS that was good for police too.

Being handsome, capable and powerful, he was one of the top fuckers too, fucked all the way until he fucked the wrong woman and got found out. :eek: :rolleyes:
 
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