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Young Yuppie

Porfirio Rubirosa

Alfrescian
Loyal
A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his herd in remote territory when
suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver,

a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie,
leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows

and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?'
The jackaroo looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then
looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, why
not?'
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact
fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans
the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the
digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing
facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has
been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through

an ODBC connected Excel Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a
few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color,
150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally
turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and
calves.'
'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says the
Cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why
not?'
'You work for the Australian Government', says the Jackeroo.
'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'
'No guessing required.' answered the jackeroo. 'You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,
to a question I never asked. You used all kinds of expensive equipment that
clearly somebody else paid for, You tried to show me how much smarter than me
you are; and you don't know a thing about cows .. this is a herd of sheep. Now

give me back my dog.'
 
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