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    (11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED ' (12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying...
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    (9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. (10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll...
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    (7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of 'missing persons' (8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY...
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    (5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? 'Abdul Aziz ' 'Sex? ' 'Six times a week!! ' 'No, no, I mean male or female! ' 'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !' (6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service...
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    (3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'... (4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk...
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    1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd...
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    Manchester United 2008/2009 SIGN IN HERE!!!

    Me Mu fan reporting here. Yes and hope they sell CR since his heart no longer with MU
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