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When the shit hits the fan....how this phrase came about. http://i.imgur.com/wmlCPQn.gifv

There was this couple that was married for 10 years, and had a fine sex life, with one exception - every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights all the way. Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after 20 years of marriage the wife felt this was stupid...

An Italian MaMa Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact...

I am in my masochist phase these days and I want scroobal. Bring him back. I want scroobal! I want scroobal!

Agree with you 184756439305875679659% . Bring scroobal back. We want scroobal! We want scroobal!

Hahaha now we also know.

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike." Sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

You hate religion then why keep on making those type of posts? Go suck dick you hypocrite.

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." "Whatayou mean...

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

The office boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect from his co-workers. The next day, he brought a big sign that read: "I'm the boss" He then taped it onto his office-door. Later that day, when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had...

A man is watching a game of golf on TV, but he keeps switching channels to a movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex. "I don't know whether to watch the couple or the golf game," he says to his wife. "For Heaven's sake, watch the couple," his wife says. "You already know how to...

How Experts Ask for a Raise The German maid asked for a pay increase. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about the this raise. She asked, “Now Inge, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" ”Inge: “Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I...

A blonde hadn't been to church for many, many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the minister was astounded when she suddenly rocked up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting, etc. Three...

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked...

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this...

Mick says to Paddy, "Christmas is on a Friday this year". Paddy says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel...

THE NEW GENERATION!! Daughter: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had 2 months of relationship through...