Due to a science experiment gone wrong when my mum was pregnant with me, I was born with a genetically modified and extra large set of male genitals and the ability to produce and expel copious amounts of ejaculate.
I now travel around "reconverting" nuns from celibate bores, to cum slurping horny fuck-junkies, by spraying their faces with my sticky genetically-modified jizz which contains "anti-holy" organic compounds to wash away the jezzus juice and set these poor deluded women free after I anoint their innocent faces in a frenzy of post-Japanese bukkake. After this absolution, they frequently claim: "I'm free, I'm saved...It's A MIRACLE!"
I then proceed to fuck them in their ass, using the delicious mixture of my cum and their saliva as lubrication. The reconversion ceremony ends with a touching and romantic epilogue of ass-to-mouth, as the ex-nun ravished my still-erect anal probe, slimy with a paste of cum and liquid shit. I then paint her upper lip with a Dirty Sanchez, using her very own fecal matter. As an artist, I always sign my work. I guess I'm "classy" that way.
Halleluja!
Bukkaking nuns,