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Yesterday, 08:52 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread How to escape haze: Kee Chiu visits France in The Courtyard Café

While we are all choking to death, this fellow is living the high life. First Class tickets to Paris, free pass to the Paris Air show and no doubt...

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Yesterday, 08:43 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread LTA Sleeping - More and More Cars With Dark Tinted Windows in The Courtyard Café

Law enforcement is the responsibility of those jokers in the traffic police.

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Yesterday, 05:10 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Old main unable to balance in The Courtyard Café

Everybody knows he is a great fan of the Air-con. Don't you remember him saying that it was "one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century"?

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Yesterday, 09:13 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread a picture of a billion words in The Courtyard Café

Since the uprising started over 2 years ago, 93,000 have been killed and millions of women and children have been displaced, many into bordering...

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Yesterday, 08:04 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread a picture of a billion words in The Courtyard Café

Muslims killing Muslims? Surely not! I thought they only killed kuffars or infidels.:rolleyes:

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Yesterday, 05:43 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread a picture of a billion words in The Courtyard Café

My advice to both is to stay out of Syria. Assad is doing a fine job destroying his own country without foreign intervention.

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17-06-2013, 08:08 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Old main unable to balance in The Courtyard Café

You are comparing apples with oranges. How can you seriously compare a transit network which is 150 years old with one that is barely 25 years old?...

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17-06-2013, 03:22 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread 11-year-old impregnates 36-year-old. Guess the race. in The Courtyard Café

Is he a Maori?

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17-06-2013, 10:20 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread If U see a PAP MP or Ministar in public, what do u do??? in The Courtyard Café

I would treat them as I would any ordinary member of the public. Why should they deserve special treatment just because they are a politician?

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17-06-2013, 10:11 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Nigella's husband finally did what all viewers wanted to do in The Courtyard Café

Seems to me Charles was looking to perform a bit of erotic asphyxiation in public but if you're gonna squeeze a part of Nigella, go for those huge...

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17-06-2013, 08:42 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread my mom busted her singtel mobile data limit in The Courtyard Café

If your mother hadn't already signed a contract, I would have suggested getting a PAYG deal where the data limit is capped. If you want more then you...

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16-06-2013, 07:33 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Old main unable to balance in The Courtyard Café

Is he too proud to use a wheelchair?

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16-06-2013, 07:31 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Every time Lee Kuan Yew plants a tree, they clap and he claps too in The Courtyard Café

I agree. He is not that much younger than LKY but seems to be mentally and physically much stronger.

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16-06-2013, 07:24 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Every time Lee Kuan Yew plants a tree, they clap and he claps too in The Courtyard Café

True, but will he outlive Mandela?

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16-06-2013, 07:21 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread The Satay at Lau Pa Sat Sucks! in The Courtyard Café

I tend to avoid eating at the evening satay stalls at Lau Pa Sat unless I am entertaining some Ang Moh friends from abroad. I always think it's for...

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16-06-2013, 07:05 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Every time Lee Kuan Yew plants a tree, they clap and he claps too in The Courtyard Café

He looks very frail indeed. Notice his body guard with his hands around his waist.

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16-06-2013, 09:03 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread things you miss from the past? in The Courtyard Café

Yeah, those were good times. Fortunately I can get my fix of A&W across the causeway, plenty of outlets there.

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16-06-2013, 06:55 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Googled "Singapore fuck you" this is what I saw in The Courtyard Café

One is a very successful U.S Pop star, Cee Lo Green who sang "F**k You!", the man on the bottom, I have no idea.

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15-06-2013, 03:46 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread For the love of all things SUN!!! in The Courtyard Café

I fear many will struggle just to get it up let alone shoot on target!:D

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15-06-2013, 01:34 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread I Beg You To Up My Points, Please... in The Rubbish Heap

If you've come to this forum looking for brownie points and a sympathetic ear, you've come to the wrong place SadPlumpGirl.

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15-06-2013, 01:20 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread For the love of all things SUN!!! in The Courtyard Café

Double post

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15-06-2013, 01:19 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread For the love of all things SUN!!! in The Courtyard Café

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum%20tribute&defid=5761131.php There is apparently a huge market for this kind of activity on-line.

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15-06-2013, 06:57 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread For the love of all things SUN!!! in The Courtyard Café

I'll award points for the first person to post a "cum tribute" of Sun Ho on this thread. (Apologies, just realized all my power points have been...

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15-06-2013, 06:34 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread oh dear! superman just lost his famous red undies! in The Courtyard Café

I enjoyed the movie. It's a bit unfair to compare this with the Superman movies of the 70s/80s...different generation with a different agenda but...

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15-06-2013, 02:35 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Testing embedding of webpage in Test Messages / Questions / Feedback

testing signature pic

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14-06-2013, 09:37 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Allan Wu and Wong Lilin are getting divorced in The Courtyard Café

I think so.

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14-06-2013, 03:48 PM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Allan Wu and Wong Lilin are getting divorced in The Courtyard Café

I preferred her during her Triple Nine days. Btw, whatever happened to Benedict "The Pyramid Game" Goh? Didn't he set up some men's skincare beauty...

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14-06-2013, 11:37 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Rupert Murdoch files for Divorce in The Courtyard Café

Wendi Deng holds something more valuable than any pre/post nuptial agreement. She knows Murdoch's business empire intimately and all his dirty little...

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14-06-2013, 07:15 AM

THE_CHANSTER replied to a thread Dr Chan needs your help in The Courtyard Café

NHS is a free service.

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13-06-2013, 07:46 PM

THE_CHANSTER started a thread Rupert Murdoch files for Divorce in The Courtyard Café

It's not only Allan and Li-Lin who have caught the separation bug. I'm actually surprised it managed to last 14 years. ...

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