Talking Donkey
Alfrescian (S)
what a bloody start to 2013,last night was at my regular roti prata and teh tarik stall watching wigan vs man u match
after the match was walking back home which is about 1km away,listening to bonney m music on my handphone ear piece...
was about to reach my pigeon hole when a woman suddenly appear in front of me stopping me in my tracks..she look aunty about 50+
wearing a hot pant carrying a plastic bag..she speak in hokkien to me...(translate to english)
aiya..brother i keep calling you but you neber listen(shes blind,i was on earpiece)..can you please help me,i'm staying in yishun
the mrt and bus has stop servicing already and i have got no money to take a taxi back..can you please give me some money..
i look at her from head to toe to make sure this is not a con case..i can tell she looks desperate to me..
suddenly she came out with this indecent proposal which shocked the hell out of me..
she ask me whether i would like to touch her in exchange for cash..
1.squeeze her neh neh for $10
2.touch her private part for $20
i look at her in disgust and told her aunty i'm not a chikopek person and quickly took out some notes from my pocket
and hand her $10..and she ask me you dun want to squeeze erh..i said no...she saw i still has a $5 note and ask me can give her
saying its for taxi midnight surcharge..she just took it from my a hand and say thank you..you are very kind and walk off.
i think this aunty is a nut case..what do you guys think?..by the way $15 taxi fare from geyland to yishun possible meh?
seriously this country is getting crazy,be careful when you are out in the street alone..peverts are evrywhere!
after the match was walking back home which is about 1km away,listening to bonney m music on my handphone ear piece...
was about to reach my pigeon hole when a woman suddenly appear in front of me stopping me in my tracks..she look aunty about 50+
wearing a hot pant carrying a plastic bag..she speak in hokkien to me...(translate to english)
aiya..brother i keep calling you but you neber listen(shes blind,i was on earpiece)..can you please help me,i'm staying in yishun
the mrt and bus has stop servicing already and i have got no money to take a taxi back..can you please give me some money..
i look at her from head to toe to make sure this is not a con case..i can tell she looks desperate to me..
suddenly she came out with this indecent proposal which shocked the hell out of me..
she ask me whether i would like to touch her in exchange for cash..
1.squeeze her neh neh for $10
2.touch her private part for $20
i look at her in disgust and told her aunty i'm not a chikopek person and quickly took out some notes from my pocket
and hand her $10..and she ask me you dun want to squeeze erh..i said no...she saw i still has a $5 note and ask me can give her
saying its for taxi midnight surcharge..she just took it from my a hand and say thank you..you are very kind and walk off.
i think this aunty is a nut case..what do you guys think?..by the way $15 taxi fare from geyland to yishun possible meh?
seriously this country is getting crazy,be careful when you are out in the street alone..peverts are evrywhere!