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Accountant resort to eating 1 meal a day after losing job

Scrooball (clone)

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Accountant who lost £70,000-per-year job reduced to eating ONE meal a day after applying for 700 jobs without success

A qualified accountant is surviving on one meal a day to properly feed his children after applying for 700 jobs over three years without success.

Father-of-two Colin Timpson, 50, has seen his monthly income plummet from a salary of £4,000 to just £900 in benefits since he became unemployed after his contract ended three years ago.

He has applied for 700 jobs but secured only 20 interviews and gained just two weeks of temporary work since he became unemployed.

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His family used to enjoy luxuries such as private healthcare schemes, eating out, birthday presents, holidays and gym memberships but now Mr Timpson and his wife Ania, 35, are restricted to eating just one meal a day so they have enough money to feed their two teenage sons.

The desperate parents from Sandhurst, Berkshire eat cheap food including soup, chicken casserole that lasts up to three days or a cheap frozen pizza to ensure they have enough money to feed sons Matthew, 15, and Sebastian, 11.

Matthew has also been affected suffering a nervous breakdown in August last year.

The teenager was hospitalised after he stopped eating for eight weeks and missed a year of school.

Mrs Timpson said: ‘The whole thing has been devastating. Although I didn’t blame Colin for losing his job I had no one else to take my frustrations out on so Colin took the brunt of them.

‘We’ve gone from the perfect "cereal packet" family to a complete disaster.’

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Mr Timpson has resorted to applying for basic manual jobs such as lorry driving and warehouse work but is often ‘laughed at’ because he is so over-qualified.

He said: ‘We used to be the perfect family, with a comfortable lifestyle, a lovely home and happy children.

‘But I’ve gone from being the sole breadwinner and earning £4,000 a month to relying on £900 of benefits a month.

‘It’s utterly humiliating and depressing. I never thought we’d be in a position where we are unable to eat, but that’s the reality we are facing.

‘Being in dire straits I had no choice but to impose my own austerity measures on the family.

‘We haven’t been away since I lost my job, all luxuries have gone. It was difficult for us all to adjust to basic living.’

Mrs Timpson, who is originally from Poland, said: ‘It has been absolutely soul-destroying for him.

‘He applied for every job in the newspaper but he gets knocked back every time.

‘Sometimes they just laugh at him as if it is a joke that an accountant is applying for a job like a lorry driver.

‘We don’t know for sure but we suspect his age has something to do with it. He has so much to offer with his experience, but more often than not a younger man gets the job.’

Mr Timpson had a long, successful career in finance and a lucrative three year contract as a financial controller at the White Clover Group before falling victim to the recession in 2009.

After his contract ended, Mr Timpson assumed he would easily pick up more work but after applying for over 100 jobs in two months he contacted the Chartered Institute of Management Accountants for advice.

They told him that hundreds of accountants have lost their jobs during the recession and dozens of candidates were chasing each vacancy.

Mr Timpson said: ‘Even though I spent every day searching for and applying for jobs nothing materialised.

‘I was told by some employers that I was too experienced and many others just said they couldn’t afford an accountant after all because of the recession.’

Their monthly income dropped to just £400 per month in Job Seeker’s Allowance and around £500 in Child Tax Credits.

The family had enjoyed an affluent life in their four bedroom semi-detached house which they bought 12 years ago for £300,000.

They drove two cars, a family Peugeot and a convertible BMW Mini which Mrs Timpson bought new as a 30th birthday present, and enjoyed two foreign holidays a year.

The family felt so financially comfortable they remortgaged their property and took out a £50,000 loan in a bid to build their dream home on a plot of land they bought nearby in 2005.

But after a series of planning wrangles they were forced to demolish the property before they could move in.

They were unable to borrow more money to rebuild the property and the Cheltenham and Gloucester building society repossessed the land.

Luckily, the £1,500-per-month mortgage repayments on their family home are being covered on an interest-only basis, around £700 per month, by a government scheme.

But after utilities and bills are paid, the family have just £100 per week to spend on food, clothes and essentials.

They were forced to sell both their cars and now drive a 54-plate Ford Galaxy People Carrier.

To add to their problems, the family home is now in negative equity and thought to be worth only £250,000.

Housewife Mrs Timpson, who has a degree in media studies, struggled to find a job in her chosen field and so has taken a job at her children’s school as a dinner lady for one hour a day.

Mr Timpson came close to securing a job with a hospital in 2010 until the chief executive had to axe hundreds of jobs due to austerity measures and the offer was withdrawn.

Mr Timpson has written a book on his experiences and how to survive unemployment and hopes to find a publisher soon.

The couple will also appear on BBC3’s How To Get a Life series, which airs on Wednesday night.

Colin said: ‘You assume as an accountant you will always be needed but that isn’t the case.

‘No one’s immune from the recession and losing your job has a devastating effect on family life. I never thought I’d be in this situation.’
 

Kinana

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This is what you get and it is happening all over Europe with their welfare state mentality.
Why singkies are so stupid to want welfare state?
 

cass888

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This is what you get and it is happening all over Europe with their welfare state mentality.
Why singkies are so stupid to want welfare state?

The think the able will stay behind and give them the fucking minimum wage they don't deserve. Ptui! The able will just go to Hong Kong or other low-tax regimes and let the losers here rot and die. PAP is saving them from such a fate but they do not appreciate.
 

yellowarse

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This is what you get and it is happening all over Europe with their welfare state mentality.
Why singkies are so stupid to want welfare state?

At least he still has a roof over his head, a car, and two kids in school, courtesy of unemployment benefits.

In Singapore, he'd be living in a tent at East Coast, his kids would have dropped out, and his wife would be walking the streets of Geylang.
 

cass888

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As he should be. Why should other people be paying for his roof and car?

At least he still has a roof over his head, a car, and two kids in school, courtesy of unemployment benefits.

In Singapore, he'd be living in a tent at East Coast, his kids would have dropped out, and his wife would be walking the streets of Geylang.
 

johnny333

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This is what you get and it is happening all over Europe with their welfare state mentality.
Why singkies are so stupid to want welfare state?


I agree that the 60% are stupid to support a regime that overpays their civil servants.

There exists a welfare mentality among the elites that Spore can't afford. Which other 1st world country pays it's civil servants 1+ million.:confused:
 

streetsmart73

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dey shud cum 2 sinkielan ... sinkielan wants dem ...



hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. the white accountant in question should come to sheepishland.
3. as some talent, worshipped on expat terms.
4. and if in luck, got spgs to bonk too.
 

Leongsam

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He may be a qualified accountant but this is typical of the bulk of professionals who are clueless when it comes to financial planning.

The austerity measures come too late. They should have been imposed while he was earning a good living and he could easily have saved half his salary every month. Instead, the bulk of his salary went towards keeping up appearances and other good things in life.

With the money he would have saved, he should have then started his own accountancy firm, grown it, sold it and retired.

The accountant who does my accounts every month did just that. She worked for 5 years to gain experience and obtain the necessary qualifications. At the age of 28, she started her own company specialising in accountancy services for small business. She had 60 clients at last count. Each client pays her $150 per month. That's $9000 per month gross and she's only 30. Bank accounts are linked to Xero so much of the work is automated. She provides expertise but she doesn't have to waste time doing data entry.

When the business grows, she'll start hiring junior staff so she can take on more clients and bigger projects. That's how you achieve financial security.

People think that jobs provide security and that entrepreneurship is risky. In reality, it's the other way round.
 

erection2015

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very very correct bro..money , wine , women and song will be his in abundance. Just need to invest in a ticket to sinkiepoor

hi there

2. the white accountant in question should come to sheepishland.
3. as some talent, worshipped on expat terms.
4. and if in luck, got spgs to bonk too.
 

streetsmart73

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very very correct bro..money , wine , women and song will be his in abundance. Just need to invest in a ticket to sinkiepoor


hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. he should log in sbf getting the "right" stuffs to be connected in sheepishland.
3. once here, it shall be paradise again for the white prick.
4. being an accountant, i am puzzled that why he did not do much homework on his finances & commitment.
5. honest, not everyday is some rosy day!
 

erection2015

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haha sbf guys will give him all the wrong info and the right screwing....plenty of hard truths.

FT coming into sbf is suicide :p


hi there


2. he should log in sbf getting the "right" stuffs to be connected in sheepishland.
3. once here, it shall be paradise again for the white prick.
4. being an accountant, i am puzzled that why he did not do much homework on his finances & commitment.
5. honest, not everyday is some rosy day!
 

makapaaa

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‘But I’ve gone from being the sole breadwinner and earning £4,000 a month to relying on £900 of benefits a month.

=> What do unemployed SGs get? Zilch. Their best option is to jump flat, train, reservoir. And the FAP Traitors get to confiscate their CPF savings after that if they don't have NOK. Song bo?
 

makapaaa

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Btw, expect Contact SG traitors to be looking up this guy to offer him a fabulous package to SG to replace some unlucky SG. After that he can call his kakis to come over for the free makan too.
 
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