ode to the seaman's son...

[erection2015]

i've seen the oyster of my maid
in the night with her i've laid
'oooh' and 'ahh' the noise she made
if the Mrs did hear ..for sure i'm dead.

"the world is your oyster" the papa once said
"keep ya crew at their toes with all dues paid"
"ne'r keep them idle or with young maiden laid"
"keep ya treasury full else ya maiden becometh maid"

 

[zhihau]

http://www.asiaone.com/News/Latest+News/Singapore/Story/A1Story20120501-343209.html

scuttling around on deck in search of that golden goose
once found and captured, the crew may continue to booze
for they're currently anchored with nothing much to lose
whilst kapitan enjoys the scene with his cream and mousse

 

[jw5]

up on deck the crew enjoys the view
a grateful voice chirps loudly despite being new
we owe so much to kapitan's papa and his chosen few
all those who agree with me, keechiu

 

[jw5]

not to be outdone, up chirps another young lad
long voyages such as tis are really so bad
it takes away my time of being a good dad
less time to see my kids grow up is really soooo sad

 

[LumparChee]

they say we are not affected by inflation
to calm our nerves while we wait with anticipation
but are they really playing with our emotions ?
in 4 years time, who will face the termination ?

 

[LumparChee]

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[zhihau]

what could be done to boost the kapitan's popularity
knowing that his papa is an international celebrity
much praises and adulation often cloud his visibility
sycophants can lead to his downfall, that's a possibility

 

[LumparChee]

good name of old seaman dissipated by his posterity
by the woman whose trading skills reek of notoriety
draining the treasure chest with no sense of accountability
as time creeps by, devoid of respectability

 

[Borat]

Confucius says..............

Man who gets discharged from navy leaves buddies behind....

 

[erection2015]

Confucius also said ....

It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park
meat in woman.


He also said ....better TCSS in the TCSS thread :p

Confucius says..............

Man who gets discharged from navy leaves buddies behind....

 

[Borat]

Confucius also said ....

It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park
meat in woman.


He also said ....better TCSS in the TCSS thread :p

Confucius smart man talk about sailor, you not...lol.

 

[erection2015]

hahaha..... i ran out of sailor and navy stuff and ideas

Confucius smart man talk about sailor, you not...lol.

 

[Borat]

hahaha..... i ran out of sailor and navy stuff and ideas

This one is hilarious....

 

[zhihau]

good name of old seaman dissipated by his posterity

amidst all these cacophony
the kapitan had an epiphany
in a bid to break the monotony
he then orchestrated a symphony

 

[Borat]

amidst all these cacophony
the kapitan had an epiphany
in a bid to break the monotony
he then orchestrated a symphony

The music he conducted was a disaster
For he is not his old man, the master
So out of tune and not in tempo
An accountant he should be, not a sideshow

 

[ZorrorroZ]

many decades later
not a man greater
than kapitan's pater
is still the master debater

 

[zhihau]

indeed, indeed he wasn't the real maestro
neither was he a connoisseur of the gastro
perhaps he should really stick to the número
win a Nobel Prize and be our national hero

 

[Borat]

many decades later
not a man greater
than kapitan's pater
is still the master debater

The kapitan a hard act to follow
The progeny find it hard to swallow
When the old man climax as an actor
Pinky can be great only as a masturbater

 

[jw5]

kapitam's ship was in a bit of a rut
ze two mateys tried to do their part
people talkin' bout' horny men, a pimp and a tart
tis better than talkin' bout' gold plated tap and peanut

 

[jw5]

on board the ship somewhere in the rear
a few old fogies were havin' a beer
they did admit to havin' a little fear
when the time came for them to shed a crocodile tear