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Why I want to meet him?

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Meet who? Tan Chade-Meng, apparently he’s the first of my countrymen to be hired by Google. I’m not the kind to go meet a successful Singaporean for nationalistic pride, and normally I’ll look at a person’s credentials and expertise before signing up for an event. But this time round, of all the fantastic things I’ve heard and read about Meng, I’m going to see the dude that leaves this out of office message!

I’m on leave until 8/15/2008. If you can’t reach me, please don’t
think I’m dead, especially if you’re from payroll (if you’re not from
payroll, I don’t really care what you think. Except you, boss).

During my leave, I will archive most of my incoming emails without
reading them. Why? Because being on leave, I’m likely to be
frolicking on a beach or something, and reading emails is incompatible
with frolicking.

If your request is important, please email me again after 8/15/2008.
If your request is not important, please send it to /dev/null, it will
be taken care of in the most appropriate way, I promise.

In case of an absolute emergency that requires my immediate attention,
my teammates know how to contact me. Bribe them. Tell them they look
beautiful. Say they look almost as attractive as Meng.

Examples of “absolute emergency”:
- You are the President of the United States.
- You are Celine Dion.
- You urgently want to give me a billion bucks.
- Evil forces intent to destroy the world today (Note: not AFTER my
vacation, but today) and you think I’m the only one who can save the
world.
- You discovered that I’m The One, but so did the Agents, and you have
only 24 hours to find me to give me the “blue pill/red pill” speech.
- All of the above.

During my time away, I will refrain from becoming evil. But if I do
become evil, I promise I will grow a goatee and rub my hands in a
sinister way when I speak. And if I capture a superhero sent to stop
me, I will painstakingly explain my evil plans in detail to him/her
before handing him/her to my snickering, incompetent goons.

If you’re as convinced as I am and want to know the brain behind such creativity, then come along!

The details are:
Date: 30th July 2008
Time: Registration starts at 6:30 pm
Venue: DXO, Colours by the Bay, 8 Raffles Avenue, #01-13, Esplanade Mall
 
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