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Best ways to commit suicide

zeroo

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I been wanting to off myself my whole life, but could never decide on how.

I look for the most painless and swift an sure death that requires no real advance planning.

Jumping off a bridge or building is no good, because all the way down you will feel terror and sort of, oh no, what have I done, hellllllppp, splat. Too messy as well.

Jumping in front of traffic is no good because it does not quarantee quick and painless, or even that you die.

Wrist cutting leave too much time to change your mind.

hanging takes too much planning to get it right and\or if you do it wrong, then its too slow and agonizing.

Anybody out their got any creative idea for quick and painless and sure death that you can do at the drop of a hat????
 

TeeKee

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i dun think it's advisable to commit suicide..

it defeats the whole purpose of suicide to end everything and be rid of all problems.

problem is, all suciders will go to HELL.

That's where the problem begins again!!
 

swimm

New Member
are those people bingeing at the buffet table,
unwittingly also commiting.."suicide"..??:p
albeit slowwwwwwly..
heartattack diabetes cancer :confused:
eat n be merry for tomorrow we die:biggrin:
singapore's favorite passtime..:rolleyes:

sure beats jumping off the monsoon drain:wink:
okkk my next buffet shall be at the marriots.
 

gtang

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I been wanting to off myself my whole life, but could never decide on how.

I look for the most painless and swift an sure death that requires no real advance planning.

Jumping off a bridge or building is no good, because all the way down you will feel terror and sort of, oh no, what have I done, hellllllppp, splat. Too messy as well.

Jumping in front of traffic is no good because it does not quarantee quick and painless, or even that you die.

Wrist cutting leave too much time to change your mind.

hanging takes too much planning to get it right and\or if you do it wrong, then its too slow and agonizing.

Anybody out their got any creative idea for quick and painless and sure death that you can do at the drop of a hat????


Write a will to the one u love
 

char_jig_kar

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don't commit suicide. its too big a risk. u should first do more research on wats on the other side, and the consequence of suicide to your spiritual being.
 

T-Kee

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don't commit suicide. its too big a risk. u should first do more research on wats on the other side, and the consequence of suicide to your spiritual being.

Yup, I agreed. If you suceed commiting suicide, you will be punished in ther other world. If you fail in commiting suicide, you will be charged for an attempt by law. Suicide is the begining of MORE PROBLEMS!
 

Unknownuser

New Member
I been wanting to off myself my whole life, but could never decide on how.

I look for the most painless and swift an sure death that requires no real advance planning.

Jumping off a bridge or building is no good, because all the way down you will feel terror and sort of, oh no, what have I done, hellllllppp, splat. Too messy as well.

Jumping in front of traffic is no good because it does not quarantee quick and painless, or even that you die.

Wrist cutting leave too much time to change your mind.

hanging takes too much planning to get it right and\or if you do it wrong, then its too slow and agonizing.

Anybody out their got any creative idea for quick and painless and sure death that you can do at the drop of a hat????

If you think that you can be free of worries by ending your life, you will be surprised. I can tell you that you will still suffer and even worse than you are living in this world. I have done some research on life after death and conclude on the above mentioned.

If you have the courage to die, why don't you continue to live and see how your life will turn out to be as time goes by. For a happy person, by being able to breathe is enough to make the person happy. For an unhappy person, even if being super-rich with everything nice in front of him, the person will still be unhappy. Happy or unhappy is all in your perception. Think simple and accept your current situation. Everything will turn out to be fine.

:smile:
 

scoobyhoo

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let me advise you the best way: go to GL and fxxk every pros from one house to another. if still not die, fxxk all those stand by the streets. (however, please save money now if your bank accounts is not enough)
 

ashjaw

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don't understand, if you got the guts to think of committing suicide, how come got no guts to bear the unhappiness? Did you actually think in detail about the process you will be going through WHILE doing the action?

aiyah, what's worth ending your life? it's just a phase anyway, nothing is permanent. Just need a mindset change. Cheer up! :smile:
 

Naka_Timo

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let me advise you the best way: go to GL and fxxk every pros from one house to another. if still not die, fxxk all those stand by the streets. (however, please save money now if your bank accounts is not enough)

Hahahaha, nice 1 agreed with u.
 
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